CP3WOO
Don Juan
Sorry it's taking so long to finally give you my field test results on the "Phillip" routine. Here it is...I kept the results down in a notebook so I wouldn't forget how it went.
GIRL #1 HB 6.5
(We're having a good conversation after she helps me with my Math work, which I already knew. I just like to seem helpless cause it's a good way to talk to chics during class instead of waiting for class to end)
ME: This is great, you know?
HER: What is?
ME: That you rock in Math and I kick major @$$ in English. That means Phillip is going to be really smart.
HER: [laughing] Who's Phillip?
ME: Our son! Phillip Gilligan [last name]
HER: Our son won't be named Phillip and his middle name definately won't be Gilligan!
ME: Why not? Phillip is a great name! So is Gilligan! Phillip is the name of a man that going to make wonderful changes to this country of ours. And Gilligan is the middle name of a man that also has a great sense of humor and has his own Island.
HER: No! Our son would be named Drake Thomas.
ME: Hell no! Drake is the name of a kid that reads stupid books like Twilight and will live in our basement until we die of old age!
HER: I like that name!
ME: I like Phillip better...It's a great name. Honestly, can you see the man that invents flying cars be named Drake?
HER: Uhh....
ME: Exactly. Phillip is going to be mad that you tried to name him Drake. He's going to want to put you in a home.
HER: Drake would never put me in a home.
ME: That's cause Drake is a free-loading sack of crap.
HER: [laughing] I love my Drake.
ME: But you'd love Phillip more.
CLASS ENDS AND I END UP GETTING HER NUMBER...1 for 1 so far. :yes:
(English Class. I get finished reading my Annotation and the teacher has me look over this girl's paper that sits behind me.)
Girl #2 HB 7
HER: UGH!!! What is wrong with my paper?!
ME: Here look at mine...
HER: Oh thank you so much! I suck at English!
ME: That's ok, Phillip won't.
HER: Who?!
ME: Our son! You don't know your own son's name!
HER: NO!
HER: Since when did we have a son?!
ME: Since you fell in love with me and we got married.
HER: Uh...When did this happen [laughs]
ME: Since you became attracted to me.
HER: WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!
ME: Since you gave me your number (her eyes lit up)
HER: And when did that happen?
ME: Just now...(Hand her my phone and she puts her number in)
HER: You're funny, you know that?
ME: Yeah, hopefully Phillip gets that from me and not you.
HER: I'm funny!
ME: Yeah, but you also forget your own son's name. Let's hope that Phillip gets almost everything from me and gets his looks from you.
ME: That'll be one hell of a guy right there. Our son is going to have all the ladies on his johnson.
HER: No he's not! Our son is going to be a one woman man!
TEACHER: CP3WOO! I TOLD YOU TO HELP HER! NOT DISCUSS YOUR FUTURE! FINISH HELPING HER! I'M READY FOR HER TO READ HERS!
ME: [whispering] No one is going to talk to Phillip that way.
2 for 2 so far...This is good canned material I like it. :yes:
(BEFORE FRENCH CLASS STARTS)
Girl #3 HB 6.5
ME: What do you think of the name Phillip as a name for a kid?
HER: Uhh...No. Not for me.
ME: Why?
HER: I like Cory.
ME: We're not naming our son Cory.
HER: [laughing] Well, me and my fiance are. I'm currently pregnant and we're going to name him Cory if it's a boy and Katlyn if it's a girl.
I PICKED A GIRL WHO'S ALREADY PREGNANT AND GETTING MARRIED. 2 FOR 3 :cuss:
(Eating Lunch with some friends and some friends of their's)
Girl #4 HB 7
HER: So what you get to eat?
ME: Chicken Carbonara from Quizno's. You?
HER: Tuna Melt from Subway
ME: Ewww....I hate Tuna! We're not feeding that to Phillip.
HER: Who the f**k is Philip?
ME: Our son! You don't know your own son's name!?
FRIEND: [whispers in my ear] CP3WOO you know she's gay, right?
HER: (before I could react to the new information) Sorry, I'm a lesbian. I have a girlfriend. No kids for us haha
ME: Well we still could have kids.
HER: How?
ME: A little thing I like to call "drunken 3 way and poor decision making on your part."
FRIEND: [spits out food laughing]
HER: F**K NO! I HATE SLEEPING WITH GUYS AND YOU'RE THE REASON WHY!
2 for 4...:cuss:
(History class! Last chance! Waiting for teacher and I'm flirting back and forth with this total hot babe)
Girl #5 HB 9
HER: That's a nice ring, where'd you get it?
ME: State Championship from 2004.
HER: Yall played us that year!
ME: Sweet! We so kicked yall's @$$
HER: Yall were good.
ME: Yeap, we were. I can't wait to send Phillip there so we can watch him kick your Alma Mater's @$$.
HER: Who's Phillip!?
ME: Our son! You don't know your own son's name?
HER: Sorry! I didn't know we had children!
ME: We only have one! Gosh! You're a terrible mother!
HER: I AM! [laughs] Poor Phillip is going to have a rough upbrining.
ME: I know! With a mother like you, he'll probably be a serial killer.
HER: Why?
ME: Cause his own mother has no idea what his name is!
HER: Our son is a screw up cause of me [laughs]
TEACHER WALKS IN AND WE GOT TO TAKE NOTES...AFTER CLASS...
ME: Phillip won't be taking this teacher.
HER: No kidding. He's a tool.
ME: Also, if Phillip ever wears his pants up that high, we have to beat him.
HER: Well, I'm going now to Math. Can I have your number and we can finish this conversation later?
ME: (shocked) sure it's...
HER: Ok, here's mine. She hands me a slip of paper with her number.
3 OUT OF 5 AIN'T BAD :yes:
Well, we meet up that night at the local watering hole, dance alot, talk, flirt, and make out. Next think I know, we're at her apartment making sweet love...F CLOSE! THANK YOU PHILLIP!
Also, thank you PHAT RABBIT for the material! You rock sir! Cheers! :rockon:
GIRL #1 HB 6.5
(We're having a good conversation after she helps me with my Math work, which I already knew. I just like to seem helpless cause it's a good way to talk to chics during class instead of waiting for class to end)
ME: This is great, you know?
HER: What is?
ME: That you rock in Math and I kick major @$$ in English. That means Phillip is going to be really smart.
HER: [laughing] Who's Phillip?
ME: Our son! Phillip Gilligan [last name]
HER: Our son won't be named Phillip and his middle name definately won't be Gilligan!
ME: Why not? Phillip is a great name! So is Gilligan! Phillip is the name of a man that going to make wonderful changes to this country of ours. And Gilligan is the middle name of a man that also has a great sense of humor and has his own Island.
HER: No! Our son would be named Drake Thomas.
ME: Hell no! Drake is the name of a kid that reads stupid books like Twilight and will live in our basement until we die of old age!
HER: I like that name!
ME: I like Phillip better...It's a great name. Honestly, can you see the man that invents flying cars be named Drake?
HER: Uhh....
ME: Exactly. Phillip is going to be mad that you tried to name him Drake. He's going to want to put you in a home.
HER: Drake would never put me in a home.
ME: That's cause Drake is a free-loading sack of crap.
HER: [laughing] I love my Drake.
ME: But you'd love Phillip more.
CLASS ENDS AND I END UP GETTING HER NUMBER...1 for 1 so far. :yes:
(English Class. I get finished reading my Annotation and the teacher has me look over this girl's paper that sits behind me.)
Girl #2 HB 7
HER: UGH!!! What is wrong with my paper?!
ME: Here look at mine...
HER: Oh thank you so much! I suck at English!
ME: That's ok, Phillip won't.
HER: Who?!
ME: Our son! You don't know your own son's name!
HER: NO!
HER: Since when did we have a son?!
ME: Since you fell in love with me and we got married.
HER: Uh...When did this happen [laughs]
ME: Since you became attracted to me.
HER: WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!
ME: Since you gave me your number (her eyes lit up)
HER: And when did that happen?
ME: Just now...(Hand her my phone and she puts her number in)
HER: You're funny, you know that?
ME: Yeah, hopefully Phillip gets that from me and not you.
HER: I'm funny!
ME: Yeah, but you also forget your own son's name. Let's hope that Phillip gets almost everything from me and gets his looks from you.
ME: That'll be one hell of a guy right there. Our son is going to have all the ladies on his johnson.
HER: No he's not! Our son is going to be a one woman man!
TEACHER: CP3WOO! I TOLD YOU TO HELP HER! NOT DISCUSS YOUR FUTURE! FINISH HELPING HER! I'M READY FOR HER TO READ HERS!
ME: [whispering] No one is going to talk to Phillip that way.
2 for 2 so far...This is good canned material I like it. :yes:
(BEFORE FRENCH CLASS STARTS)
Girl #3 HB 6.5
ME: What do you think of the name Phillip as a name for a kid?
HER: Uhh...No. Not for me.
ME: Why?
HER: I like Cory.
ME: We're not naming our son Cory.
HER: [laughing] Well, me and my fiance are. I'm currently pregnant and we're going to name him Cory if it's a boy and Katlyn if it's a girl.
I PICKED A GIRL WHO'S ALREADY PREGNANT AND GETTING MARRIED. 2 FOR 3 :cuss:
(Eating Lunch with some friends and some friends of their's)
Girl #4 HB 7
HER: So what you get to eat?
ME: Chicken Carbonara from Quizno's. You?
HER: Tuna Melt from Subway
ME: Ewww....I hate Tuna! We're not feeding that to Phillip.
HER: Who the f**k is Philip?
ME: Our son! You don't know your own son's name!?
FRIEND: [whispers in my ear] CP3WOO you know she's gay, right?
HER: (before I could react to the new information) Sorry, I'm a lesbian. I have a girlfriend. No kids for us haha
ME: Well we still could have kids.
HER: How?
ME: A little thing I like to call "drunken 3 way and poor decision making on your part."
FRIEND: [spits out food laughing]
HER: F**K NO! I HATE SLEEPING WITH GUYS AND YOU'RE THE REASON WHY!
2 for 4...:cuss:
(History class! Last chance! Waiting for teacher and I'm flirting back and forth with this total hot babe)
Girl #5 HB 9
HER: That's a nice ring, where'd you get it?
ME: State Championship from 2004.
HER: Yall played us that year!
ME: Sweet! We so kicked yall's @$$
HER: Yall were good.
ME: Yeap, we were. I can't wait to send Phillip there so we can watch him kick your Alma Mater's @$$.
HER: Who's Phillip!?
ME: Our son! You don't know your own son's name?
HER: Sorry! I didn't know we had children!
ME: We only have one! Gosh! You're a terrible mother!
HER: I AM! [laughs] Poor Phillip is going to have a rough upbrining.
ME: I know! With a mother like you, he'll probably be a serial killer.
HER: Why?
ME: Cause his own mother has no idea what his name is!
HER: Our son is a screw up cause of me [laughs]
TEACHER WALKS IN AND WE GOT TO TAKE NOTES...AFTER CLASS...
ME: Phillip won't be taking this teacher.
HER: No kidding. He's a tool.
ME: Also, if Phillip ever wears his pants up that high, we have to beat him.
HER: Well, I'm going now to Math. Can I have your number and we can finish this conversation later?
ME: (shocked) sure it's...
HER: Ok, here's mine. She hands me a slip of paper with her number.
3 OUT OF 5 AIN'T BAD :yes:
Well, we meet up that night at the local watering hole, dance alot, talk, flirt, and make out. Next think I know, we're at her apartment making sweet love...F CLOSE! THANK YOU PHILLIP!
Also, thank you PHAT RABBIT for the material! You rock sir! Cheers! :rockon: