Over-rated beauties

[DarthJuan]

I'm bored, so I'm just ranting a little...

- Eva Longoria
Eva Longoria must have the best press agents in the world. She's cute, but not an incredible beauty. Her topping all of these magazine lists is rediculous.

- Natalie Portman
Natalie is cute but she's no earth-shattering beauty. She seems rather asexual and boring. She seems to appeal mostly to geeky AFCs who carry on about how smart she suppossedly is. And her plain looks (by hollywood standards) make her seem somewhat attainable.
She's not exactly a great talent either. She's the female Ben Affleck.

- Angelina Jolie
I use to think she was smoking hot and a strong woman.
It just turns out that she's just a controlling, butchy, bull-dyke.

 

[seanchai]

Pregnant Britney Spears is hot, dude.

 

[john_1234]

I've always thought the same thing... I totally agree w/ you on Eva Langoria. She's definitely not the hottest woman around... she's a cutie, but not even close to "hot." Yeah, Natalie Portman ain't all that either, but she's a good actress who started her career at a very young age

 

[wayword]

Actually, now with Myspace and other internet sites, everybody can be a "star" and people are starting to care less about all these overrated Hollywood puppets. Seriously, Eva, Jennifer Aniston, Britney or even Angelina would be average at best on Myspace.

So, I see the decentralization of fame as a good thing here. Less power to these stupid matinee idols and more power back to the people!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

..
- Eva Longoria
Eva Longoria must have the best press agents in the world. She's cute, but not an incredible beauty. Her topping all of these magazine lists is rediculous..

Is there another actress out there now who can compete with her?

 

[The Truth]

I agree with all of the aforementioned and will add:

Jessica Simpson
Cameron Diaz
Jennifer Aniston
Yasmine Bleeth
Cindy Crawford
Christina Aguilera
Jeri Ryan

 

[Create Reality]

I agree with most of the picks, but at least Madonna can sing

 

[backbreaker]

I'd give it to Camron Diaz.. she's sexy in a slutty way

 

[Create Reality]

Cameron Diaz is sexy in the "look at me shake my ass on TV, but you've probably never seen me in real life" way.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Diaz has pretty bad zits. HDTV is not her friend.

 

[DarthJuan]

Cool post.

--Sarah Jessica Parker
Moon-faced women don't turn me on

Why the long face, Jessica?
Total horseface.
I would disagree on calling her a 'moon face' though. Moon face would be Woody Allen's wife-daughter.

--Madonna
Mediocre looks and music. She has adapted her musical style to each decade. Nothing original. A glorified ho. The only good thing she's done is turn a lot of American women into slutz.

Her gap-toothed face was never the best. But she did have a rockin' body.
Also: She-crazy. Like Tom Cruise crazy.
We can all thank her for the likes of Parasite Hilton.

--Brittany Spears

It was kinda sexy back when when she was jail-bait. But the gum-chewing, K-Fed screwin', dumb-as-rocks, trailer park, white trash thing ain't for me.

Plus, her eyes are too far apart, like she's got down-syndrome.

 

[DarthJuan]

I've always thought the same thing... I totally agree w/ you on Eva Langoria. She's definitely not the hottest woman around... she's a cutie, but not even close to "hot." Yeah, Natalie Portman ain't all that either, but she's a good actress who started her career at a very young age

http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/10/loreals-worst-nightmare/


As for Portman...I think everyone had high hopes for her after seeing her in that 'guns and pedo' fantasy she was in. Kinda like Juliette Lewis...things just didn't pan out. On to the next ingenue.

 

[DarthJuan]

Is there another actress out there now who can compete with her?

Do you mean in the looks and talent department?
Or just in the media hype surrounding her?

 

[A-Unit]

Re:

I agree with all the suggestions ^ and then some.

My super OVER-Rated beauty?

Paris Hilton. Her sister nicky isn't as FUGLY or FUBAR. Paris looks abnormal, has a bad nose, and no arse. The way she carries herself and the oddles of money she receives helps her fix her foreclosed arse into a million dollar mansion.

Jessica Simpson. For me, it's that blonds are rarely hot unless they have the porno look. Gaudy makeup, high heel stilletos, dark, trashy makeup. Blond hair and no tan ends up making a girl look washed out. Which Jessica normally appears like to me. She was pretty in The Dukes of Hazard, but that's the extent.

Most models are OVER-RATED to me. The pressure to be thin strips them of the feminine beauty *I* find hot. Curves. A Butt that is round and plump, along the lines of latin or black girls, or the occasional Italian beauty.

Under-rated...

Soleil Moon Fry. Not only did she go from Punk to F*ucking hot with massive mamaries, but she's gorgeous now.

Elizabeth Berkely. She did it for me in Showgirls and still looks awesome off stage.

Tiffany Amber Thiessen. So hot. Got even better AFTER Saved by the Bell.

Elisa Cuthbert. The 24 chick. MUCH better in The Girl Next Door, obv. due to the makeup and outfit, but still banging in all her films.

MOST UNDER-RATED hottie of them all who gets the LEAST exposure for how hot she is?

Vida Guerra. At least to me. Her fan following is insane over her looks AND unlike most chicks, SHE'S ALL NATURAL. She's arrogant enough to dub herself "Vida the Body Guerra" but she's worthy of the title. Her only knock is her tattoos, inappropriately placed in visual spots that may preclude her from being the PERFECT model, yet they can be airbrushed. Most girls with such a perfect arse as her's are chunky. Not her. I nominated her here because relative to HOW hot she is to most people, she get's LITTLE exposure on TV, in movies, or in the media.

As also stated, there are tons of good looking girls on MySpace. Whether they are legit is another question for another post.


A-Unit

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Man, I'd tap Jeri Ryan,..heh

Now Keyra Augustina, this chick's perfect

 

[DarthJuan]

Man, I'd tap Jeri Ryan,..heh

Now Keyra Augustina, this chick's perfect

http://www.20th-century-sex.com/stars/jeri-ryan/jeri-ryan_25.jpg
http://www.moneyshotmovies.com/pics/jeri/images/003.jpg
http://www.paparazziporn.com/jeri/1a.jpg

I know what you mean.
To be critical, her face is a little horse-ish.
But there's something about the whole package that kinda does it for me.
Jeri and the redhead from CSI would make a great older lady sandwich.

Holy shizzle. That Keyra chick has an incredible booty. :cheer:

 

[The Truth]

Ah yes, I forgot about Paris Hilton. I'll also add Jordan (Katie Price) to that too.

That Eva Longoria pic without make up is shocking!! Wow!

Oh and the most underrated hottie in my opinion is Selma Blair. I didn't like her so much in her young Cruel Intentions phase but she's grown into a total fox!

 

[DarthJuan]

:nervous:

Looks like she just shaved her mustache.

Or someone gave her a dirty sanchez.

 

[DarthJuan]

Oh and the most underrated hottie in my opinion is Selma Blair. I didn't like her so much in her young Cruel Intentions phase but she's grown into a total fox!

She's kinda like keira Knightly...model face, but kinda under-developed body.
I do find her attractive though.

 

[DarthJuan]

Strange attractions

Since some are posting chicks who are under-rated...I'll post a few I'm strangely attracted to. I say strangely, because, some aren't all that hot...but there's just something about them that I'm attracted too. Some might be a little esoteric.

- Samantha Brown.
http://images.google.com/images?q=s...&client=safari&rls=en&sa=X&oi=images&ct=title
She's the host on a few shows on the Travel Channel. I just find her really cute, and perky. But not too perky to where she's annoying.

- Jodi Applegate.
http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=jodi applegate&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
She's a news correspondent.

- Teri Oullette
http://www.tofixit-phoenix.com/set/terri-o.php
She's this annoyingly perky older MILF with short blonde hair that does little arts and crafts segments for the local news. She's also in some vacuum infomercial that's shown nationally (I think it's Orec vacuums).


- The annoying, talkative cheerleader in that T-mobile commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_yGodYHP2A
I almost feel bad about admitting this...but I think she is so hot. And, I looked it up, she's definitely not as young as she looks...so it's not so creepy for me to list her