Alright, I can't hold my tongue about her profile any longer:
- Body Type: About average - She's in the land of the Nordic Snow Cow, average could easily mean "The average size of a small pick-up truck or SUV"
- Sports and exercise: No Answer - bad news, but a guy should easily be able to outrun her when she gives chase.
- Daily Diet: No Answer - What? Not enough room to list the menu?
- Interests: No Answer - Uh-oh, must be boring, didn't even list "eating"
- Great emails and phone conversations - Talk is cheap, bring it to the table and lets meet you lovely little Xtera...
- Don't be pissed because guys are learning to look for the BBD (bigger better deal). So what some of us have decided not to settle, don't force us to "stop and smell the flowers" when the only flower around is CRABGRASS!
- You say that you are attractive, smart, thoughtful, funny, positive, low maintenance, and very easy to get along with. Why does that scream BORING to me?
- It says "Thank you, Doug, for referring to me as "The Total Package". " What was the package, a Hefty Bag?
- You also say that Doug and the rest just "faded into the woodwork." Does that mean they hopped the was and was able to escape?
- It said "I have met a handful of you guys who I can truthfully consider "friends", but you are still on your quest and will fade away as well. " Does this mean that you couldn't keep their attention long enough that they decided not even to stick around long enough to sleep with you?
- It says "Scott, I've still got my eye on you, though... Only time will tell if and when you'll ever be ready for me. " If Scott keeps changing his telephone number he should remain safe you stalker.
- It says "Take care everyone." which actually means that I'm going into a self induced Häagen-Dazs coma.
Yes, I know. This was a rant at someone else's expense but hopefully some guys in this forum can see how they look in some women's eyes when they approach them online or off with such a lame presentation. The fact is that the majority of your competition fall into this category. With just even a little effort to set yourself aside from the rest you can easily stand out beyond the crowd.
That chick sounds a bit messed up though...
