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OKAY so last month I went to the optometrist for an eye exam(I wear contacts, I'm damn near blind). Well me and my dad was just sitten in the room waiten for my old ass optemetrist to come in, and then out comes this new gorgeous young a*s lady (Think Halle berry, Carmen Electra, she looked like she was biracial). She had a shape like coke bottle. Man she was BANGIN!!!!!!!!! So I went in and I had to do the eye exam(where we put those steve Urkel things on). And I couldn't concentrate she smelt so good. After I was done she filled my prescription and that was that. I left. I wanted to run game on the optometrist but my daddy was coockblockin. My next eye appointment ain't for another year. I just gotta see her again before then, and try to run some game to her. ANy suggestions on how I should come about both of those? How do I see her before then without comin off creepy and wat should I say to her and talk to her about and find out more about her? I already kno she was feelin me. ANy input at all would be greatly appreciated.
 

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So you're going to the optometrist with your dad? You don't sound very old. Somehow I doubt a hot optometrist will be interested in a kid. lol

You could always stab your eyes and go for an eye exam with her again...
 

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NeonBase said:
So you're going to the optometrist with your dad? You don't sound very old. Somehow I doubt a hot optometrist will be interested in a kid. lol

You could always stab your eyes and go for an eye exam with her again...
I'm almost 18 but u don't kno me I kno she was feelin me when she saw me her head jumped back too. Besides don't pull that age bullsh*t, older woman ain't in high school, so people don't kno her, so she won't be labled as a slut if she is more direct with me. Older woman don't beat around the bush. Besides I don't even kno how old she is thats why I need to get another chance to talk to her again and to get to kno her more. If I get a chance and go about it the rite way, I kno I can get her. I ain't even into older woman but this one man WOOOOOOOOOW. People have sex one time, u never kno.
 

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If anything your parents should be encouraging pimpin. They should be proud, a son that ain't a fruitcake and may one day reproduce. You should be pimpin whether they're around or not. After a wedding my family went to, my parents were like aren't you the ladies man. Get your head out of your as$
 

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dadmonson said:
I'm almost 18 but u don't kno me I kno she was feelin me when she saw me her head jumped back too. Besides don't pull that age bullsh*t, older woman ain't in high school, so people don't kno her, so she won't be labled as a slut if she is more direct with me. Older woman don't beat around the bush. Besides I don't even kno how old she is thats why I need to get another chance to talk to her again and to get to kno her more. If I get a chance and go about it the rite way, I kno I can get her. I ain't even into older woman but this one man WOOOOOOOOOW. People have sex one time, u never kno.
Hmm, in that case, best of luck. Might wanna setup an appointment with her so you don't get that old man optometrist... lol

Tell her your eye shurt when watching porn or something. Bah, I dunno, make up some excuse to go there. lol You should be able to think of somethin.

I suggest you plan what you're gonna do. Because you'll go there, learn her age, and then walk out with nothing. Plan something and use it. Oh, and does your dad have to come along? I dunno, but whenever I have my parents around, it ruins my game. I do much better when they aren't around.

Go get her tiger! lol
 

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dadmonson said:
I wanted to run game on the optometrist but my daddy was coockblockin.
You bastard... i almost spit out my coffee when i read that. lol

This thread is funny as hell.
 

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go back and ask her out, bum.
 

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Ill leave the chick alone if I get her next year for my next appointment then will see...
 

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You Must Be Really Blind

Next Time You Go In Put The Glasses On, you may actually notice it's that same old guy.
 

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fonderboy said:
Haha! My optometrist is fine as hell too.
Those exams r so much better aren't they? Do yall think that this line will work? "is that contact lens solution on ur pants or u jus happy to see me?" U think she'll give me some after that? Man I should've talked to her more while I was in there. Then again tho she probably got hit on and complements all day and everyday so it wouldn't of done much.
 
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