perseverance said:
AlphaRomeo! The mustard on a woman's coat is just a classic.
You win the thread, and life as a whole. I think he actually believes his advice is good. "GO TO THE GROCRY STORES, RUN INTO AN AISLE AT FULL SPEEDS, AND ASK HOW THE LETTYCE TASTES. GOOD OPENR GUYS. SARGE ON. OOORAH. FOR THE ALLIANCE. " Whatever. He made me a better man... somehow... Im sure.
GPShields3, the troll of the troll, is also funny as hell. And Naughty Ninja. I like the jokesters. But Iceberg is probably the only sane one here.