I posted something about this new system a while ago got no love so here it is READ IT!
I figured I would share a little piece of wisdom that I learned from my buddy who just got back from thailand I only wish that I could take the credit for such a revolutionary idea, one that I predict will turn the people rating system industry on its axis.
So we’ve all been there, guys and gals. You’re standing there at the bar, and all of the sudden a member of the opposite sex walks in that you have never met. Immediately you turn to your group of friends, and what do you do? Only the most completely superficial thing known to mankind: reduce that person’s aggregate self-worth to a number between 1-10.
Now we all know the inherent problems with the traditional 1-10 rating system. Sure it’s simple, but how do you come up with one number to describe the intricate differences between various people? Surely not all 7′s or 8′s or 9′s are created equal. While some people utilize the decimal system to help with this problem, it just isn’t enough. Now let me introduce you to the area code system.
Okay, here is how it works. Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9). It’s a discrete and yet simple way to judge others in public without actually meeting them. Lets put this brand new rating system into practice, ladies and gentlemen, using celebrities that we are all familiar with:
Sarah Jessica Parker
Area Code Rating: 518
Rationale: Let’s be real, the huge nose and that mole just aren’t helping out her face’s cause. But her body is admittedly nice, and I’m pretty sure I could talk other girls into riding the tricycle with me and SJP just because she was on Sex and the City.
Random Girl
Area Code Rating: 614
Rationale: Face is nice, upper half ok, bottom half, not so much thats why face 6 body 4 but i'd probably still bang her so 1 in middle... you guys may have higher standards lol
Kape Upton
Area Code Rating: about as close to a 919 as I've seen
Rosie Odonnel:
Area Code Rating: 000
I figured I would share a little piece of wisdom that I learned from my buddy who just got back from thailand I only wish that I could take the credit for such a revolutionary idea, one that I predict will turn the people rating system industry on its axis.
So we’ve all been there, guys and gals. You’re standing there at the bar, and all of the sudden a member of the opposite sex walks in that you have never met. Immediately you turn to your group of friends, and what do you do? Only the most completely superficial thing known to mankind: reduce that person’s aggregate self-worth to a number between 1-10.
Now we all know the inherent problems with the traditional 1-10 rating system. Sure it’s simple, but how do you come up with one number to describe the intricate differences between various people? Surely not all 7′s or 8′s or 9′s are created equal. While some people utilize the decimal system to help with this problem, it just isn’t enough. Now let me introduce you to the area code system.
Okay, here is how it works. Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9). It’s a discrete and yet simple way to judge others in public without actually meeting them. Lets put this brand new rating system into practice, ladies and gentlemen, using celebrities that we are all familiar with:
Sarah Jessica Parker
Area Code Rating: 518
Rationale: Let’s be real, the huge nose and that mole just aren’t helping out her face’s cause. But her body is admittedly nice, and I’m pretty sure I could talk other girls into riding the tricycle with me and SJP just because she was on Sex and the City.
Random Girl
Area Code Rating: 614
Rationale: Face is nice, upper half ok, bottom half, not so much thats why face 6 body 4 but i'd probably still bang her so 1 in middle... you guys may have higher standards lol
Kape Upton
Area Code Rating: about as close to a 919 as I've seen
Rosie Odonnel:
Area Code Rating: 000
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