Need good ****y/funny response

[JimmyBizzle]

Girlfriend texts: "I'm gonna need you to pick up so and so and I at 2:30"

Ideas?

 

[disgustipated]

I'm gonna need road head after I drop so and so off.

 

[vatoloco]

Her: "I'm gonna need you to pick up so and so and I at 2:30"
You: "Who is this?" (vatoloco's infallible text )
Her: "What do you mean 'who is this?'"
You: "Well, my girlfriend would have told me well in advance and would have included the Magic Word. Who are you?"

 

[Iceberg]

Girlfriend texts: "I'm gonna need you to pick up so and so and I at 2:30"

Ideas?

Yeah...uh...why does this situation require a ****y and funny response?

 

[tryst type]

Yeah...uh...why does this situation require a ****y and funny response?

Exactly what i was thinking.

 

[Darth]

Well, "I'm gonna need you to (blank)" is not the proper format for a female to male communication. "Could you please (blank)" would be more appropriate. It indicates a bad attitude.

 

[disgustipated]

I actually like vato's response a lot.