Name some reccurring SoSuave threads/questions

[Microphone Fiend]

They always seem kinda similar to me but these ones stick out in my mind @ the moment:

Do gurls like a hard on when dancing?
What got you over your fear of approaching?
Why are all the good posters leaving?
I think we should make a special forum for...
WHat does a true don juan do when
She did (A) when the bible said she'd do (X)...what now?
The only thing you need to know (followed by something all over the bible
What kind of clothes does a DJ wear?

 

[MindOverMatter]

does she like me?
how do I get her back?
is she cheating on me?

etc etc

 

[ohiofutballa]

How do i get her?
What do i do?
What should i say?

 

[SamePendo]

Good bye Fellow DJ's!
A question for Pook
Why do my (Nazi supporting) threads get deleted?
The problem with SoSuave/Why Sosuave is wrong.
How do I_______. Yes, I read the bible.
Is it DJ to_______?
Moderators are _____(adjective to describe something bad).
How do I get Big/thin?

By the way, Sexy_Malibu is a ****ing *****.

 

[JoE BoXeR]

"What kind of car do all y'all have????///"

"Wut's a good cologne for DJing????"

"I have an 8 inch penis... does that mean I'm small?"

"I can't *** during sex!"

"I can't get my girl to *** during sex!"

"Can she be pregnant...?"

"Yo, rate my looks"

"I have a feeling hotornot.com may not be 100% accurate"

"How come my swear words get edited out!!!!"

"This guy wants to beat me up"

"How do u becum suuuuuuper rich?"

"LIST SOME GOOD DJ MOVIES SHOWING EXAMPLE OF DJING!!!"

"Is my songs I listen to AFC?"

"Rofl - funny website"

"Help...I'm a virgin!"

 

[Aztec]

Used to be:


Pook, I'm sooo AFC. Can I have the pleasure to blow you?

 

[Microphone Fiend]

"_____ is a perfect Don Juan (insert a movies/songs/tv shows/fictional comic book characters"

"I need help with internet dating (then they tell you how they arent afraid to approach IRL)"

"I know the one secret that will help you get more women..."

"Looks DO matter"

"WTF can I do/Wtf happened/why did she do that/what should I do"

"Homeless ppl can teach you how to be a DJ"

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

Does anyone else see the irony of this thread?

 

[brucevangeorge]

Does anyone else see the irony of this thread?

No.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

^^^Maybe he thinks it is cliched I guess??? That's the only ironic thing I can think of