tell her you are a petroleum transfer engineer, that will sound really cool I bet. Another good one is a prophylactic quality control specialist, that sounds official doesn't it? If you really want to sound exciting and sexual you could also tell her that you are the dude who invented sybians, and that you are independently wealthy and are living off of royalty payments from the company that licensed your invention. I bet she'll get a kick out of that one. Another good one is tell her that you are a sexual hospitality services executive, and that you are hiring. Actually maybe that one is not such a good idea. Oh, another one, but this is one that I have used so you would be imitating me, is tell her that you are a flying saucer technician and you go out to area 51 every other week to work, but that this is top secret and not to tell anyone or she will get abducted by aliens or something. I didn't use that last part but when I worked at NASA I did jokingly tell some chicks that.