regulus
Don Juan
*you might not understand some of the following if you don't ahve black greeks at your college*
I finally meet this chick who I give damn about and who seems to give damn about me but there seems to be someone lurking in the shadows. We were just sitting on the couch chilling out these specific questions start coming out of nowhere.
"how many girlfriends have you had?"
"what?"
"how many girls have you been out with that go or went to UT"
I sit there kind of stunned and answered "0"
"have you gone out with girls from other schools?"
"yea, i went out with some girls from UH and Southwest Texas"
"why haven't you gone out with any UT girls?"
The gears in my head start turning and i know the source of the questions. i tell her "UT girls are different."
"what's wrong with them?"
i lean towards her because I'm in a room full of women on the UT campus. "they have a princess complex"
"what's that" i think she already knows but is hoping to get something incriminating out of me
"they are demanding and don't care about anyone but themselves. they're usual response is "i have 3.x gpa and i go to UT so i deserve this and i deserve that'. I don't care about their gpa, i care how they treat me. i don't care that they go to UT either because I go to UT too. You can say that to the average brother on the street but not me. It;s not that unc I had this same conversation with two girls at a barbeque a couple weeks ago. we did a survey and out of 9 men, none had dated a UT female. they gave up on the survey at that point."
she nods her head and then someone interupts the conversation. at this point i know the source of the questions for sure. she was coached through this by someone who has argued with me on multiple occasions.
now i needed evidence. i look over and see a poster for an organization that the perpertrator belongs too. I asked her if she'd gone to it.
"i went to one event. bazooka (nickname similar to real name, codenamed executioner) is my roommate."
it's all starting to make sense because the girl doesn't have a pc but i talk to her on IM sometimes. It's bazooka's computer that she's using. That's when knew for sure that i was being targeted by the sex terrorist group delta sigma hata' (DST). if there's some f*cking going on, they'll fix it. that is unless it's them f*cking and there is a camcorder around but that's a different story (they're all on tape). the leader of the group is none other than "the profiler" (actual code name, i sh|t you not). she's histrionic psycho misandrist. she hates men but can't do anything without one. they're all man haters and wonder why they can't find a good one. duh! the profiler talks about how it's been proven that all men are dogs but the only thing she's proven is that she's a poor judge of character. she was dating my friend and cheated on him in public with a dog (he's a nupe).
I can't take this broad on head to head because then i'll lose the girl. everyone knows she's unstable except for the chick i'm talking to because she's a transfer student. you know how girls are, they'll take the word of a girl they hardly know over a guy they do know because they're so paranoid. this is gonna require some subversion and dysinformation. the profiler has already got her propaganda machine running strong.
I finally meet this chick who I give damn about and who seems to give damn about me but there seems to be someone lurking in the shadows. We were just sitting on the couch chilling out these specific questions start coming out of nowhere.
"how many girlfriends have you had?"
"what?"
"how many girls have you been out with that go or went to UT"
I sit there kind of stunned and answered "0"
"have you gone out with girls from other schools?"
"yea, i went out with some girls from UH and Southwest Texas"
"why haven't you gone out with any UT girls?"
The gears in my head start turning and i know the source of the questions. i tell her "UT girls are different."
"what's wrong with them?"
i lean towards her because I'm in a room full of women on the UT campus. "they have a princess complex"
"what's that" i think she already knows but is hoping to get something incriminating out of me
"they are demanding and don't care about anyone but themselves. they're usual response is "i have 3.x gpa and i go to UT so i deserve this and i deserve that'. I don't care about their gpa, i care how they treat me. i don't care that they go to UT either because I go to UT too. You can say that to the average brother on the street but not me. It;s not that unc I had this same conversation with two girls at a barbeque a couple weeks ago. we did a survey and out of 9 men, none had dated a UT female. they gave up on the survey at that point."
she nods her head and then someone interupts the conversation. at this point i know the source of the questions for sure. she was coached through this by someone who has argued with me on multiple occasions.
now i needed evidence. i look over and see a poster for an organization that the perpertrator belongs too. I asked her if she'd gone to it.
"i went to one event. bazooka (nickname similar to real name, codenamed executioner) is my roommate."
it's all starting to make sense because the girl doesn't have a pc but i talk to her on IM sometimes. It's bazooka's computer that she's using. That's when knew for sure that i was being targeted by the sex terrorist group delta sigma hata' (DST). if there's some f*cking going on, they'll fix it. that is unless it's them f*cking and there is a camcorder around but that's a different story (they're all on tape). the leader of the group is none other than "the profiler" (actual code name, i sh|t you not). she's histrionic psycho misandrist. she hates men but can't do anything without one. they're all man haters and wonder why they can't find a good one. duh! the profiler talks about how it's been proven that all men are dogs but the only thing she's proven is that she's a poor judge of character. she was dating my friend and cheated on him in public with a dog (he's a nupe).
I can't take this broad on head to head because then i'll lose the girl. everyone knows she's unstable except for the chick i'm talking to because she's a transfer student. you know how girls are, they'll take the word of a girl they hardly know over a guy they do know because they're so paranoid. this is gonna require some subversion and dysinformation. the profiler has already got her propaganda machine running strong.
