kdnash82
Master Don Juan
11 year plan!!! LMAO!!!
I was at some bar in Guam. Some guy comes up to me and says "My friend has been dying to meet you." I check her out and she's a cute islander maybe HB7.5. So I go up to her and extend my hand and introduce myself. She takes my hand and with her finger, scratches my palm.
I don't know about you guys, but I've always been told that this is the sign for "I wanna fukk you". I told her the hotel and room that I was staying in (right down the street) and said I'd be there in 20 minutes.
I get to my floor and she's waiting at my door with a female friend. I figured it was my lucky day, but the friend said she just wanted to watch, not participate.
The funny part was kicking them out the next day. I had an early flight. There I am somewhere between drunk and hungover at about 5am yelling at two naked girls to hurry up and get dressed and get the hell out my room so I can leave.
I was at some bar in Guam. Some guy comes up to me and says "My friend has been dying to meet you." I check her out and she's a cute islander maybe HB7.5. So I go up to her and extend my hand and introduce myself. She takes my hand and with her finger, scratches my palm.
I don't know about you guys, but I've always been told that this is the sign for "I wanna fukk you". I told her the hotel and room that I was staying in (right down the street) and said I'd be there in 20 minutes.
I get to my floor and she's waiting at my door with a female friend. I figured it was my lucky day, but the friend said she just wanted to watch, not participate.
The funny part was kicking them out the next day. I had an early flight. There I am somewhere between drunk and hungover at about 5am yelling at two naked girls to hurry up and get dressed and get the hell out my room so I can leave.
