The women you can get easy you don't want.
And the ones you want, you can't get.
And then if you get them, you get a disease.
The ones that are so easy to get, you wind up with a disease.
It’s like two days later, you’re at a urologist.
You pray for the best case scenario (like a urinary tract infection),
You know, you have to think about it…
If a woman’s gonna have sex with you just over a book rack,
That means she’s done it with others just as easily.
And it’s worse yet if she’s from Holland!
If she’s from Holland & she’s visiting, do you have any idea how many hours she’s sat in that airplane?
She just got off the plane… Eh… I don’t want to get into the toiletry items, but it’s horrible, the whole thought of it!
If that Dutch slut is going to sleep with you because you’re a good enough socialist & you hate Republicans well enough, that means that she did someone else not too long ago (maybe eight hours ago, back in Holland).
Don’t you understand that?
Ah, you don’t get it…
What you can have you don’t want,
What you want, you can’t have.
So the whole trick to life is not to want too much.
And then it’ll all not come to you, it’ll go to someone else anyway…
I love guys who never could meet a woman & they would try to figure out how to do it,
So they would say, “Well lighten up, women can sense when you really want them, so they don’t want you. They only want you when you don’t want them.”
So then the guy would say, “Oh okay, so I don’t want them.”
And he’d walk around trying to pretend like he doesn’t want them,
You know… His anxiety went up even higher, and like a stench came off from where they could see it from a hundred yards away.
“Ewww, here comes the guy who’s so horny, he’s pretending like he doesn’t want us!
And they would cross the street into four corners into traffic to avoid this guy.
And then the guys who really do have women,
(I’m talking about the sex maniac kind of guys who score a lot),
This is a phenomenal fact of life – You don’t know about this stuff unless you’re very…
You gotta be like an older rogue lion to understand all of this…
The guys who get girls easily, usually have a lot of girls.
And women somehow, it’s a strange phenomenon can smell
I’d hate to say that, but on an animal level they somehow sense it…
If a guy has a lot of girls, they know it & then they want you.
I don’t know why… I has something to do with animal stuff that has never been studied…
But the guys who can’t get a girl, never get a girl.
In other words, it’s a descending loss, it keeps getting worse…
The guys who can’t get a girl, no matter what they do,
(Hair transplants, lip transplants, penis implants, new skin, elevator shoes, new clothing, Versace... It doesn’t matter!)
They’re not gonna get a girl, it does not matter!
Then the other guy, doesn’t have to have money or anything, he’s just got this sex appeal of some kind…
And here’s the wack-out weird thing about sex appeal that takes a whole lifetime to figure out…
Like when you hit 35 & you first see your grey hairs & your stomach gets a little flabbly and you think that no matter what you do, it’s all over… NO!!!!
That’s when it’s just beginning, Women don’t like perfect guys!
And the reason they don’t like perfect guys is because the feel like they’re competing with them!
If you’re too perfect, they know you’re vain & if they know you’re vain, they don’t wanna compete with you… It’s like a girlfriend
They don’t wanna fight with you
Girls would rather be with a relaxed guy…
Basically, it’s true!
It’s like a power thing.
A guy who’s relaxed, that’s what a girl wants…
A powerful, relaxed man.
