Moneytalks
Don Juan
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So here's a line my friend told me about, so I tried it and it worked.
I saw a girl in a club, about an 8.5, standing at the bar. So I went over and stood next to her.
Gave her a nudge, "This is a magic watch". Carried on looking forward. When she looked away, gave her a tap on the shoulder "magic watch, this". Looked straight forward. The third time I did it, 'what the Hell are you on about, magic watch?'.
I told her, "well, you see, this watch tell me what kind of underwear someone's wearing."
To which she replied, 'what?'
"well, I can tell you what underwear you're wearing"
'ok then', she challenged.
"You're not wearing any"
'Ha! I'm wearing a pink thong actually', with a smug look
"oh, sh!t. It's an hour fast"
Got her number, taking her out later. Result!
When my buddy did it, he just said "black knickers" instead of "no underwear". I prefer mine.
Moneytalks :kick:
I saw a girl in a club, about an 8.5, standing at the bar. So I went over and stood next to her.
Gave her a nudge, "This is a magic watch". Carried on looking forward. When she looked away, gave her a tap on the shoulder "magic watch, this". Looked straight forward. The third time I did it, 'what the Hell are you on about, magic watch?'.
I told her, "well, you see, this watch tell me what kind of underwear someone's wearing."
To which she replied, 'what?'
"well, I can tell you what underwear you're wearing"
'ok then', she challenged.
"You're not wearing any"
'Ha! I'm wearing a pink thong actually', with a smug look
"oh, sh!t. It's an hour fast"
Got her number, taking her out later. Result!
When my buddy did it, he just said "black knickers" instead of "no underwear". I prefer mine.
Moneytalks :kick:
