the_great_gaia
Senior Don Juan
Wednesday, I was coming out of class and I go to the student lobby. My girlfriend is with me (Andrea). I gave her like a dollar to get something, but then she wants something else. Since I didn't have enough for her to get what she wanted, she asked this guy for 10 cent, he looked at us in a "damn, your man can't give you money" kinda way, so I walked out and went to class.
After class ends, my girlfriend comes up to me and asks:
Her: "Mike, Leandra can't get to school, can we go and get her?"
Me: "Yeah. Let's go."
So we're on the road, I'm driving..
Her: "So, why did you walk out of the lobby like that? That guy was saying to me that YOU didn't have to be so jealous/insecure.."
Me: "Jealous? Yea right. Trust me, I have nothing to be insecure about.."
Her: "Ok. Well, let me tell you where Leandra lives.."
Me: "I already know, I been in her house before, plus I've seen her room..."
Her: "See, why do you have to say STUPID stuff like that? You didn't have to say you been in her room."
Me: "I said it so you'll realize that I know where she lives"
Her: "Well, you didn't have to put it like that. But it's ok. You can't act like that if you want to because I'm gonna start going out and doing my own thang from now on, I'm gonna be the OLD me."
Me: "Yeah? And what's that supposed to mean? You going to start seeing other people?"
Her: "Yeah, it might come to that."
Me: "Well, since it's like that- you can do whatever because I don't think this relationship is going to work anymore so I think we should just be friends.. so you're free.."
Her: "ok, ok!"
(after 3 mins of silence, I touch her on her thigh to indicate peace)
Her: "Get your f*cking hands off me!"
Me: "Yo, you need to chill the f*ck out!"
Her: "No, you need to chill the f*ck out!! Don't f*cking touch me, I don't want you touching on me!!"
Me: "Yo, you ain't gon' be f*ckin' talking to me like that!!"
Her: (enraged) "Don't be f*cking cussing at me!!"
Me: "I know you need to calm the f*ck down, I don't know who the f*ck you think you are!!"
(She punches me very hard, I stop the car and look at her)
Her: "CUSS AT ME ONE MORE F*CKING TIME AND I'M GONNA HIT YOU DEAD IN YOUR F*CKING FACE, BYTCH!!"
Me: "I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR ASS!!"
Her: "ONE MORE F*CKING CUSS WORD AND I'LL BUSS YO' SHYT!!"
So I don't say anything else to her, but I'm bout ready to kick her the f*ck out the car. We pick her friend up and my anger got me driving like a berserk.
Her: "STOP DRIVING LIKE THAT IN THIS F*CKING NEIGHBORHOOD!!! YOU SO F*CKING STUPID!!"
So we got to school about 6 minutes later..
Her: "You can drop me off right up there.. I can't even stand to be around your ass.."
Me: "You can get the hell out right here!"
She gets out and I close the door before she slams it and I locked it and I kept her friend inside. Her friend wanted to know what was going on, and I told her.
Hours later, me and Andrea would ignore each other. And she was telling people that she broke up with me, and I was like "ok, it's like that.."
So at the end of the day, Leandra needed me to give her a ride home and I agreed. Andrea called someone to come get her, so she wasn't riding with me. But I ran into Andrea in the halls
Her: "I need to check and see if I left MY term papers in your f*cking car, and after that, you ain't gotta worry about saying **** else to me!"
I tried to ignore her, but that wasn't gonna work, so she followed me and Leandra back to my car so that she could find her papers.
At the car, Andrea looked for them but she didn't see them.
Her: "I swear they gotta be in here.."
Me: "Well, they're not, so thank you for wasting my time.. come on Leandra, let's go!"
Leandra: "oh hold, Mike, I have to use the bathroom!"
Andrea had already walked off, she's like 3 seconds ahead of us.
Leandra: "Damn, it's cold as hell out here!"
So I put my arm around Leandra, and by the reflection in the window, Andrea saw and like I have never seen her before, she flipped the hell out! She rapidly turned around at me saying:
"YOU THINK YOU'RE F*CKING FUNNY, DON'T YOU?!!"
Andrea is the type of girl that dresses up like she's the best looking girl in the world! She's wearing those thin-ass stelleto high heel, and she starts chasing me!! She was trying her hardest to catch me, I had to look where I was going because I could've got hit by a car. I ran from Andrea, because I know if she had gotten her hands on me, I was gonna get f*cked up! She threw her notebook at me and almost hit my face!
After running from her, she stopped because she realized that she wasn't gonna catch me.
Me: "DAMN! YOU ARE CRAZY!"
Leandra was still there, so I grabbed on to her and AGAIN Andrea started chasing me..
Her (While Running) "Stop playing with me!! DON'T ****ING PLAY WITH ME, DAMMIT!!"
Me: "I can do whatever I want, we ain't together no more, remember?"
She looked like she was gonna bust out crying so she ran away...
What do you all think of this? Andrea is one of the finest girls I have ever seen and I even have a bizarre history of posts here with her ruining my life! Reply with opinions
After class ends, my girlfriend comes up to me and asks:
Her: "Mike, Leandra can't get to school, can we go and get her?"
Me: "Yeah. Let's go."
So we're on the road, I'm driving..
Her: "So, why did you walk out of the lobby like that? That guy was saying to me that YOU didn't have to be so jealous/insecure.."
Me: "Jealous? Yea right. Trust me, I have nothing to be insecure about.."
Her: "Ok. Well, let me tell you where Leandra lives.."
Me: "I already know, I been in her house before, plus I've seen her room..."
Her: "See, why do you have to say STUPID stuff like that? You didn't have to say you been in her room."
Me: "I said it so you'll realize that I know where she lives"
Her: "Well, you didn't have to put it like that. But it's ok. You can't act like that if you want to because I'm gonna start going out and doing my own thang from now on, I'm gonna be the OLD me."
Me: "Yeah? And what's that supposed to mean? You going to start seeing other people?"
Her: "Yeah, it might come to that."
Me: "Well, since it's like that- you can do whatever because I don't think this relationship is going to work anymore so I think we should just be friends.. so you're free.."
Her: "ok, ok!"
(after 3 mins of silence, I touch her on her thigh to indicate peace)
Her: "Get your f*cking hands off me!"
Me: "Yo, you need to chill the f*ck out!"
Her: "No, you need to chill the f*ck out!! Don't f*cking touch me, I don't want you touching on me!!"
Me: "Yo, you ain't gon' be f*ckin' talking to me like that!!"
Her: (enraged) "Don't be f*cking cussing at me!!"
Me: "I know you need to calm the f*ck down, I don't know who the f*ck you think you are!!"
(She punches me very hard, I stop the car and look at her)
Her: "CUSS AT ME ONE MORE F*CKING TIME AND I'M GONNA HIT YOU DEAD IN YOUR F*CKING FACE, BYTCH!!"
Me: "I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR ASS!!"
Her: "ONE MORE F*CKING CUSS WORD AND I'LL BUSS YO' SHYT!!"
So I don't say anything else to her, but I'm bout ready to kick her the f*ck out the car. We pick her friend up and my anger got me driving like a berserk.
Her: "STOP DRIVING LIKE THAT IN THIS F*CKING NEIGHBORHOOD!!! YOU SO F*CKING STUPID!!"
So we got to school about 6 minutes later..
Her: "You can drop me off right up there.. I can't even stand to be around your ass.."
Me: "You can get the hell out right here!"
She gets out and I close the door before she slams it and I locked it and I kept her friend inside. Her friend wanted to know what was going on, and I told her.
Hours later, me and Andrea would ignore each other. And she was telling people that she broke up with me, and I was like "ok, it's like that.."
So at the end of the day, Leandra needed me to give her a ride home and I agreed. Andrea called someone to come get her, so she wasn't riding with me. But I ran into Andrea in the halls
Her: "I need to check and see if I left MY term papers in your f*cking car, and after that, you ain't gotta worry about saying **** else to me!"
I tried to ignore her, but that wasn't gonna work, so she followed me and Leandra back to my car so that she could find her papers.
At the car, Andrea looked for them but she didn't see them.
Her: "I swear they gotta be in here.."
Me: "Well, they're not, so thank you for wasting my time.. come on Leandra, let's go!"
Leandra: "oh hold, Mike, I have to use the bathroom!"
Andrea had already walked off, she's like 3 seconds ahead of us.
Leandra: "Damn, it's cold as hell out here!"
So I put my arm around Leandra, and by the reflection in the window, Andrea saw and like I have never seen her before, she flipped the hell out! She rapidly turned around at me saying:
"YOU THINK YOU'RE F*CKING FUNNY, DON'T YOU?!!"
Andrea is the type of girl that dresses up like she's the best looking girl in the world! She's wearing those thin-ass stelleto high heel, and she starts chasing me!! She was trying her hardest to catch me, I had to look where I was going because I could've got hit by a car. I ran from Andrea, because I know if she had gotten her hands on me, I was gonna get f*cked up! She threw her notebook at me and almost hit my face!
After running from her, she stopped because she realized that she wasn't gonna catch me.
Me: "DAMN! YOU ARE CRAZY!"
Leandra was still there, so I grabbed on to her and AGAIN Andrea started chasing me..
Her (While Running) "Stop playing with me!! DON'T ****ING PLAY WITH ME, DAMMIT!!"
Me: "I can do whatever I want, we ain't together no more, remember?"
She looked like she was gonna bust out crying so she ran away...
What do you all think of this? Andrea is one of the finest girls I have ever seen and I even have a bizarre history of posts here with her ruining my life! Reply with opinions
