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Master Don Juan
DJ's:
Thought I add some fun to this board seeing that its slowly going to shiat with all the sappy AFC questions that have now become the norm on this board, rather than seduction and field reports. So what I'm lookin for are stories that you guys have of girls that have made you question their sanity or if they were that dumb. Of course I've got mine, so I'll let it go right here.
This happened about 3 months ago, toward the beginning of summer. I went out to the local downtown scene here in So Cal and went bar hopping with my buddies. At the first stop we all drink waaaaaaaaaay too much and decide our "bar hopping" night will not include any other bars... So were out on the patio and I see a pretty cute girl, probably a low 7, not really up to par with my standards but I had a good amount of alcohol in me and I was ready to have some fun. So I DJ the shiat out of her, end up making out on the patio infront of the whole bar, I number close her and that's that. 20 minutes later on my way home I get a text from her and she says:
"hey its me"
I respond back and say "hey," keep in mind its 2:30 in the morning. The dumb byatch goes "so what are you doing?" I laugh and tell her I"m going home. She says that's too bad because she wanted to invite me over. I didn't really give a fuvk because she was whatever. So then she texts me again and says "so what do you think about me." I tell her I think she's chill and I'm sure I'd probably see her at the bars again. Her next text made me laugh, then want to throw my phone when I realized she was serious. She goes, "so are we dating now?" LOL WTF!!!! I seriously stared at the screen for 2 minutes not knowing what to say because I realized she meant it.
Luckily or unluckily she then called me and I answered. I fluffed her until I got home (10 minutes) and then I told her I'm tired and I'm going to bed. She texted me AGAIN and 4:30 in the fukin morning and said "your sooo cute."
Normally this would be chill if this was a girl I'd known for a few weeks, maybe a month, but from a girl I knew for 2, maybe 3 hours!! Yah gotta be kidding me!! Needless to say the next day she called 4 fukin' times, I didn't answer and I saw her at the bars the next night. I was chill about it (I'm getting old) and told her she needed to relax because she was creeping me out. I laughed and walked off after this and deleted her number...
PIMP
Thought I add some fun to this board seeing that its slowly going to shiat with all the sappy AFC questions that have now become the norm on this board, rather than seduction and field reports. So what I'm lookin for are stories that you guys have of girls that have made you question their sanity or if they were that dumb. Of course I've got mine, so I'll let it go right here.
This happened about 3 months ago, toward the beginning of summer. I went out to the local downtown scene here in So Cal and went bar hopping with my buddies. At the first stop we all drink waaaaaaaaaay too much and decide our "bar hopping" night will not include any other bars... So were out on the patio and I see a pretty cute girl, probably a low 7, not really up to par with my standards but I had a good amount of alcohol in me and I was ready to have some fun. So I DJ the shiat out of her, end up making out on the patio infront of the whole bar, I number close her and that's that. 20 minutes later on my way home I get a text from her and she says:
"hey its me"
I respond back and say "hey," keep in mind its 2:30 in the morning. The dumb byatch goes "so what are you doing?" I laugh and tell her I"m going home. She says that's too bad because she wanted to invite me over. I didn't really give a fuvk because she was whatever. So then she texts me again and says "so what do you think about me." I tell her I think she's chill and I'm sure I'd probably see her at the bars again. Her next text made me laugh, then want to throw my phone when I realized she was serious. She goes, "so are we dating now?" LOL WTF!!!! I seriously stared at the screen for 2 minutes not knowing what to say because I realized she meant it.
Luckily or unluckily she then called me and I answered. I fluffed her until I got home (10 minutes) and then I told her I'm tired and I'm going to bed. She texted me AGAIN and 4:30 in the fukin morning and said "your sooo cute."
Normally this would be chill if this was a girl I'd known for a few weeks, maybe a month, but from a girl I knew for 2, maybe 3 hours!! Yah gotta be kidding me!! Needless to say the next day she called 4 fukin' times, I didn't answer and I saw her at the bars the next night. I was chill about it (I'm getting old) and told her she needed to relax because she was creeping me out. I laughed and walked off after this and deleted her number...
PIMP