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:crackup: :crackup: Im DEFINITLY using this when im older.Originally posted by white_hype
I love threads like these so I'll abliege
background: this halloween, I was out of my fvcking mind drunk. A friend had to tell me i did this
me- hey, guess how old I am (wtf?)
her- uh i guess you look abo
me- IM 38 b1tch, I sleep on ice thats why i look so good
me- *walks away
her- *wtf look on face
Amen.Originally posted by Dapper Swindler
Me: .....................
See? I didn't say anything. That is the worst approach you could possibly have, to not approach at all. Anything is better than saying nothing. Therefore, that is my worst approach.
Originally posted by Gonzalo
Here's a quick one:
Me: Hi.
Her: No.
I got pretty good at recognizing b1tches after that.
me: so what is it you find so attractive about guys with stinky breath?Originally posted by SuPaF1y
me: hey whatsup?
her: not to much who are you
me: Rob who are you?
her: jamie and your breath stinks
me:yeah, that was pretty bad. I don't even have a sister. So what's the worst line you've ever heard(besides that one)?Originally posted by ER!C L!VE
The Scene: Double Date - Me with Blind Date at dinner.
HBhairdresser: Blah blah blah me me me
E!L!: *cutting her off mid-sentence* You look just like my sister.
HBhairdresser: That's like the 3rd time I've heard that this week.
My Buddy: stares at me in shock.
My Buddy's chick: stares at me in shock.
After dinner we hit the club and HBhairdresser mysteriously disappears into crowd and avoids me for the rest of the night.
Wrong.Originally posted by Dapper Swindler
Me: .....................
Anything is better than saying nothing. Therefore, that is my worst approach.