I just thought this was kind of funny. I started talking to this girl on myspace a few days ago and this is our second conversation.
The beginning is a bunch of fluff so you can probably skip to my second post in this thread (it was too long) The girl realizes what I'm doing to her but is intrigued nonetheless. I guess maybe she's smarter than the avg bear.
When we're talking about the "application" I have a joke gf/date application I've had online for years now. Girls all love to fill this out.
her : you spend a lot of time bonding with the roomiw
her : *ie
me: we're the ambiguously gay duo apparently
her : lol
her : nice
me: dunno why that away msg was still up
her : I like your drunk monkey
her :
me: my monkey tends to perform much better not drunk
her : well regardless
her : it is cute
me: hrm i've heard "wow" and "damn" and "can you even wear regular sized condoms" but never cute
her : lol
her : well I am pretty amazing like that
me: i'll be the judge of that
her : really will you?
her : I think I am a great judge
her : I haven't been wrong yet
me: i'm sure you think a lot of things but you haven't proven anything yet so we'll just let the jury be out on that one for now
her : ok
her : fine
me: aww grumpy!
her : no sarcastic
me: they go hand in hand
her : I said it with a smile
her : oh no I am always like this
her : this is how I talk
me: hmm girls like you are getting to be a dime a dozen
me: and even that's too expensive
her : there are no girls like me
her : lol
me: yeah right you all say that
her : I had indian food today
her : an dI thought of you
me: damn i'm already in your daily thoughts? do you dream about me too? do i even wear a shirt in your dreams?
her : well considering I haven't met you....
her : or seen you with your shirt off
her : that woudl be tough
me: then i guess your dreams wouldn't really be as good as the reality yet
her : it is hard to get into my dreams
her : lol
her : there is like a cut list
me: so what am i supposed to do now? be on good behavior and win you over in order to make the cut? no thanks
her : I was just commenting
me: so indian food. hmm. yeah.
me: i've never had that
me: i guess you are cooler than i
her : this is probably true
her : I mean what is your favorite color
her : ?
me: what the hell does that have to do with anything
me: indian food to my favorite color?
her : can't you just be a little random
her : no I was going cool and your favorite color
her : but you ruined it
me: oh well there i go again breaking hearts
her : I hate to tell you
her : but the heart is intact
me: i can just hear "i will survive" playing behind your head
her : lol
her : no now it is some irish song
her : I just got home form the pub
me: you are obsessed with this irish thing
me: what have the irish done for anybody?
her : have you ever had potatoes?
me: no what are those
her :
her : see
her : and you know they somehow got to me
her : so really a lot for the world
me: are you trying to tell me that the irish lead the world in potato exports or something
her : no
me: did they invent potatos?
her : I can check
her : they made them popular in cooking
her : I know that
me: i can picture it now.. 757A.D. some wild eye irishman in his lab... pint of the first guiness by his side... he madly works on genetic engineering to create a rugged vegetable that will grow anywhere and taste good with vinegar and salt cut into thin strips
me: his brother works next door as an alchemist trying to create gold from failed potatos
her : that is like a dream of mine
me: are you trying to say you have cool dreams or something?
me: if i'm not even in your dreams yet i doubt you've had anything but nightmares
her : no I just liked your idea
her : I was giving you a compliment
me: i don't get it
her : it wasn't a joke
me: there has to be a word for a moment like this but i don't know what it is
me: this is one of those moments where i look in disbelief and just want to walk out of the room
her : lol
her : astounded?
her : I can think of lots of words
me: more like flabbergasted that you slipped off the logical flow train
her : oh I am so sorry
her : I will TRY not to do it again
me: you best!
her : ok
me: so anyway
me: um
me: who are you
her : I am wendy
me: and why should i care
her : who are you?
her : maybe you shoudlnt'
her : ?
her : oh I filled out your thing for you
her : but it is funny
me: yes i got it.
her : oh good
me: i don't remember what it said
her : ouch
her : that good huh?
me: i'll struggle to check my inbox and refresh my memory
her : n ono
her : no
her : you can't do that now
her : i will know
me: too late
her : (because you told me)
her : well I had fun
me: wendelicious?
her : it was well written
her : yeah
her : Jo calls me that
me: dirty blonde?
her : yep
her : those are true
me: is that like your porno name
her : no
her : my best friend calls me that
me: i was referring more to dirty blonde
her : oh sure
me: though i suppose wendelicious would be more of video title
her : lol
her : thanks
her : I will tell her
her : she will LOVE that
me: macrame hair clips? what the hell is that?
her : I was not sure
her : but I was thinking fast
her : it is some kind of craft
her : involving hay maybe?
me: well ****... i think maybe you were on porn now that i read your "comments"
me: i don't think i could take you home to mother
her : what about my comments?
me: Comments: Jared yo should know that I can fir an entire wine bottle in my..........glove box
her : lol
her : is so funny
me: sure. hysterical. go you
her : did you not read this before
her : ?
her : I think it is pretty memorable
me: i get 50 of those a day i can't memorize them all
her : I think mine is the best and it is from me
her : I wrote my real name
me: every girl acts like hers is the best
her : and they are very sad
her : possibly crying
her : that now mine is
me: i don't know. i've had some real good ones
her : better then mine?
me: it doesn't even look like you tried
her : the only way it could be better is if there were more "other" boxes
her : I spent
her : literally
her : minutes doing that
me: you didn't even put an actual phone number
me: how about these answers:
me: OtherExtra: I make great paper airplanes...
WhyGoodGF: 'Cause he thinks I'm funny...
WhyBeGF: 'Cause I think he's funny, too...
Comments: I gave you my number, weirdo, so don't make me feel silly for going out on a limb. I took your quiz, what more could you want?!
ImpressJared: You have nice ears. And my dog thinks you're cute.
her : I do like the dog one
me: 1. she was ****y. 2. she made her intentions clear. 3. she complimented me on something i don't normally hear. 4. she said something really funny and goofy. A+ for application
her : well fantasti
her : c
her : why are you not talking to her right now?
me: back to the drawing board!
me: because the application is just round one of the qualification process
me: you can not be #1 in some rounds but still come out the winner in the end
her : oh I didn't realize
her : lo siento
me: there's also the mud wrestling competition, the cook me dinner contest, the underwear modeling round, and stand up comedy
me: and that' s just day 1.
her : I don't know if I am up for that
her : I tend to win a lot
her : I am not a good loser
me: well it's always nice if a contestant cuts herself. it leaves less work for me and gives me more time to tend to looking at myself inthe mirror and such
her : there that was real
her : hum you are tempting me now
me: yeah i'm pretty tempting but please don't touch the prize just yet. self control is a good quality also
her : lots of self control
her : no patience
me: so what's that mean? you stand there in a big emotional huff but don't act on it?
her : act on what?
me: on whatever it is you would be having the "no patience" about
her : oh that is a blanket statement
me: so was mine
her : no I am not a "huffer"
her : I love to argue
her : and self control means
me: i'm weening myself off arguing
me: nothing ever gets accomplished
me: no one proves anything
her : I don't just do everything stupid that comes into my head
her : right away
her : oh but there is nothing like a good fight
her : you know it
her : no I was a psych major
her : I am a talker
me: no thanks. i'm not a woman that needs huge drama in my life to feel complete
her : but I do think it is necessary sometimes
her : I am glad you are not a woman
me: what's the difference at this point? you already planning to jump on me?
her : do I have to answer this one?
me: no i already know the answer
her : ok?
me: anyway...
me: are you very religious
her : I am Catholix
her : c
her : but I don't practice
me: so you're the worst of them all...
her : I believe
her : in my own stuff
me: i don't think any catholics practice.. cuz they're not very good at what they do at all
her : but I know a lot abotu it
her : hey now
her : are you?
me: am i what?
her : realigious
her : catholic
her : pick one
me: i was raised catholic, decided it was ridiculous, and stopped caring to even bother thinking about it again
me: i'm also part irish
me: and my best friend is jewish
me: i get to make fun of a lot of people guilt free
her : as us mine
her : as is mine
The beginning is a bunch of fluff so you can probably skip to my second post in this thread (it was too long) The girl realizes what I'm doing to her but is intrigued nonetheless. I guess maybe she's smarter than the avg bear.
When we're talking about the "application" I have a joke gf/date application I've had online for years now. Girls all love to fill this out.
her : you spend a lot of time bonding with the roomiw
her : *ie
me: we're the ambiguously gay duo apparently
her : lol
her : nice
me: dunno why that away msg was still up
her : I like your drunk monkey
her :
me: my monkey tends to perform much better not drunk
her : well regardless
her : it is cute
me: hrm i've heard "wow" and "damn" and "can you even wear regular sized condoms" but never cute
her : lol
her : well I am pretty amazing like that
me: i'll be the judge of that
her : really will you?
her : I think I am a great judge
her : I haven't been wrong yet
me: i'm sure you think a lot of things but you haven't proven anything yet so we'll just let the jury be out on that one for now
her : ok
her : fine
me: aww grumpy!
her : no sarcastic
me: they go hand in hand
her : I said it with a smile
her : oh no I am always like this
her : this is how I talk
me: hmm girls like you are getting to be a dime a dozen
me: and even that's too expensive
her : there are no girls like me
her : lol
me: yeah right you all say that
her : I had indian food today
her : an dI thought of you
me: damn i'm already in your daily thoughts? do you dream about me too? do i even wear a shirt in your dreams?
her : well considering I haven't met you....
her : or seen you with your shirt off
her : that woudl be tough
me: then i guess your dreams wouldn't really be as good as the reality yet
her : it is hard to get into my dreams
her : lol
her : there is like a cut list
me: so what am i supposed to do now? be on good behavior and win you over in order to make the cut? no thanks
her : I was just commenting
me: so indian food. hmm. yeah.
me: i've never had that
me: i guess you are cooler than i
her : this is probably true
her : I mean what is your favorite color
her : ?
me: what the hell does that have to do with anything
me: indian food to my favorite color?
her : can't you just be a little random
her : no I was going cool and your favorite color
her : but you ruined it
me: oh well there i go again breaking hearts
her : I hate to tell you
her : but the heart is intact
me: i can just hear "i will survive" playing behind your head
her : lol
her : no now it is some irish song
her : I just got home form the pub
me: you are obsessed with this irish thing
me: what have the irish done for anybody?
her : have you ever had potatoes?
me: no what are those
her :
her : see
her : and you know they somehow got to me
her : so really a lot for the world
me: are you trying to tell me that the irish lead the world in potato exports or something
her : no
me: did they invent potatos?
her : I can check
her : they made them popular in cooking
her : I know that
me: i can picture it now.. 757A.D. some wild eye irishman in his lab... pint of the first guiness by his side... he madly works on genetic engineering to create a rugged vegetable that will grow anywhere and taste good with vinegar and salt cut into thin strips
me: his brother works next door as an alchemist trying to create gold from failed potatos
her : that is like a dream of mine
me: are you trying to say you have cool dreams or something?
me: if i'm not even in your dreams yet i doubt you've had anything but nightmares
her : no I just liked your idea
her : I was giving you a compliment
me: i don't get it
her : it wasn't a joke
me: there has to be a word for a moment like this but i don't know what it is
me: this is one of those moments where i look in disbelief and just want to walk out of the room
her : lol
her : astounded?
her : I can think of lots of words
me: more like flabbergasted that you slipped off the logical flow train
her : oh I am so sorry
her : I will TRY not to do it again
me: you best!
her : ok
me: so anyway
me: um
me: who are you
her : I am wendy
me: and why should i care
her : who are you?
her : maybe you shoudlnt'
her : ?
her : oh I filled out your thing for you
her : but it is funny
me: yes i got it.
her : oh good
me: i don't remember what it said
her : ouch
her : that good huh?
me: i'll struggle to check my inbox and refresh my memory
her : n ono
her : no
her : you can't do that now
her : i will know
me: too late
her : (because you told me)
her : well I had fun
me: wendelicious?
her : it was well written
her : yeah
her : Jo calls me that
me: dirty blonde?
her : yep
her : those are true
me: is that like your porno name
her : no
her : my best friend calls me that
me: i was referring more to dirty blonde
her : oh sure
me: though i suppose wendelicious would be more of video title
her : lol
her : thanks
her : I will tell her
her : she will LOVE that
me: macrame hair clips? what the hell is that?
her : I was not sure
her : but I was thinking fast
her : it is some kind of craft
her : involving hay maybe?
me: well ****... i think maybe you were on porn now that i read your "comments"
me: i don't think i could take you home to mother
her : what about my comments?
me: Comments: Jared yo should know that I can fir an entire wine bottle in my..........glove box
her : lol
her : is so funny
me: sure. hysterical. go you
her : did you not read this before
her : ?
her : I think it is pretty memorable
me: i get 50 of those a day i can't memorize them all
her : I think mine is the best and it is from me
her : I wrote my real name
me: every girl acts like hers is the best
her : and they are very sad
her : possibly crying
her : that now mine is
me: i don't know. i've had some real good ones
her : better then mine?
me: it doesn't even look like you tried
her : the only way it could be better is if there were more "other" boxes
her : I spent
her : literally
her : minutes doing that
me: you didn't even put an actual phone number
me: how about these answers:
me: OtherExtra: I make great paper airplanes...
WhyGoodGF: 'Cause he thinks I'm funny...
WhyBeGF: 'Cause I think he's funny, too...
Comments: I gave you my number, weirdo, so don't make me feel silly for going out on a limb. I took your quiz, what more could you want?!
ImpressJared: You have nice ears. And my dog thinks you're cute.
her : I do like the dog one
me: 1. she was ****y. 2. she made her intentions clear. 3. she complimented me on something i don't normally hear. 4. she said something really funny and goofy. A+ for application
her : well fantasti
her : c
her : why are you not talking to her right now?
me: back to the drawing board!
me: because the application is just round one of the qualification process
me: you can not be #1 in some rounds but still come out the winner in the end
her : oh I didn't realize
her : lo siento
me: there's also the mud wrestling competition, the cook me dinner contest, the underwear modeling round, and stand up comedy
me: and that' s just day 1.
her : I don't know if I am up for that
her : I tend to win a lot
her : I am not a good loser
me: well it's always nice if a contestant cuts herself. it leaves less work for me and gives me more time to tend to looking at myself inthe mirror and such
her : there that was real
her : hum you are tempting me now
me: yeah i'm pretty tempting but please don't touch the prize just yet. self control is a good quality also
her : lots of self control
her : no patience
me: so what's that mean? you stand there in a big emotional huff but don't act on it?
her : act on what?
me: on whatever it is you would be having the "no patience" about
her : oh that is a blanket statement
me: so was mine
her : no I am not a "huffer"
her : I love to argue
her : and self control means
me: i'm weening myself off arguing
me: nothing ever gets accomplished
me: no one proves anything
her : I don't just do everything stupid that comes into my head
her : right away
her : oh but there is nothing like a good fight
her : you know it
her : no I was a psych major
her : I am a talker
me: no thanks. i'm not a woman that needs huge drama in my life to feel complete
her : but I do think it is necessary sometimes
her : I am glad you are not a woman
me: what's the difference at this point? you already planning to jump on me?
her : do I have to answer this one?
me: no i already know the answer
her : ok?
me: anyway...
me: are you very religious
her : I am Catholix
her : c
her : but I don't practice
me: so you're the worst of them all...
her : I believe
her : in my own stuff
me: i don't think any catholics practice.. cuz they're not very good at what they do at all
her : but I know a lot abotu it
her : hey now
her : are you?
me: am i what?
her : realigious
her : catholic
her : pick one
me: i was raised catholic, decided it was ridiculous, and stopped caring to even bother thinking about it again
me: i'm also part irish
me: and my best friend is jewish
me: i get to make fun of a lot of people guilt free
her : as us mine
her : as is mine
