So im out with this chick, and we're just having a blast. The comedy show was awesome, we were both laughing.. she was giving me HUGE IOI's - hanging all over me blah blah blah
So after the show we decided to hit some more bars, hang out have a good time....
Well then we got back to my car and started making out and she was like "do you like me?" and i said yeah you're cool why dont you get in the car and we'll talk about it, or you can come over to my place.
All of the sudden she turned on a dime. She all of the sudden got really stand off'ish and was like "I DONT DO THAT KINDA STUFF AND IM REALLY OFFENDED AT THOSE WORDS blah blah blah" -- I'm thinking to myself, yeah maybe i was a bit aggressive, but **** man, shes 8 years older then me, shes not ****ing dumb. This was our 3rd date and I had to escalate it somehow. Anyways it took a while to calm her down.
Shes trying to convince me that I did nothing wrong she was just offput by the 6-8 words i said. Im like we just spent 5 hours together on this date.. and now you're pissed at 8 words???
So we get in my car, we're all hanging out and whatever I drive her back to her spot and we hardcore make out, im grabbing titties and ****, and shes LOVING it. So then im like so ill see you on friday you come over and watch a movie...
Dime turn again. - "You just assume that im gonna see you on this date? No, see now im really seeing that youre just ****y."
uh.. okay..
So then we're making out again and shes loving it and she gets out of my car and is like alright drive safe.
I get a text from her 5 minutes later: "Awww i'm worried now, didnt know it was so late! Come back if you need to"
So i just reply: "Gnight "
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What is this blasphemy?
So after the show we decided to hit some more bars, hang out have a good time....
Well then we got back to my car and started making out and she was like "do you like me?" and i said yeah you're cool why dont you get in the car and we'll talk about it, or you can come over to my place.
All of the sudden she turned on a dime. She all of the sudden got really stand off'ish and was like "I DONT DO THAT KINDA STUFF AND IM REALLY OFFENDED AT THOSE WORDS blah blah blah" -- I'm thinking to myself, yeah maybe i was a bit aggressive, but **** man, shes 8 years older then me, shes not ****ing dumb. This was our 3rd date and I had to escalate it somehow. Anyways it took a while to calm her down.
Shes trying to convince me that I did nothing wrong she was just offput by the 6-8 words i said. Im like we just spent 5 hours together on this date.. and now you're pissed at 8 words???
So we get in my car, we're all hanging out and whatever I drive her back to her spot and we hardcore make out, im grabbing titties and ****, and shes LOVING it. So then im like so ill see you on friday you come over and watch a movie...
Dime turn again. - "You just assume that im gonna see you on this date? No, see now im really seeing that youre just ****y."
uh.. okay..
So then we're making out again and shes loving it and she gets out of my car and is like alright drive safe.
I get a text from her 5 minutes later: "Awww i'm worried now, didnt know it was so late! Come back if you need to"
So i just reply: "Gnight "
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What is this blasphemy?