Is this how unattractive the typical American bride is nowadays?

[MatureDJ]

I was reading about an incident with the POTUS playing golf somewhere and the bride & groom being bumped from being able to take a photo at the golf course because of it. Anyway, I was looking at the photo of the newlyweds, and it dawned on me that most brides I see nowadays are chunky like this. WTF? :cuss: In the old days, it seemed the brides being photoed were almost always slender. Not anymore!

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-golf-hawaii-soldier-wedding-relocated-190922486.html

If I were getting married to something like this, I would have a very sick feeling in my gut like ... if this is the best she's going to look, I am going to be stuck with something I don't want to stick my d!ck into. :nono: The groom seems to have a skinnier waist than the bride! Is it just the situation that an incredibly sexually frustrated young man gets into the "heart and a hole" mentality? :nervous:

BTW, I'm sure the groom - who is under the CINC's command - will get a nice consolation prize of getting a photo with his CINC. He should treasure that more than that newlywed photo. :crazy:

 

[evan12]

I was reading about an incident with the POTUS playing golf somewhere and the bride & groom being bumped from being able to take a photo at the golf course because of it. Anyway, I was looking at the photo of the newlyweds, and it dawned on me that most brides I see nowadays are chunky like this. WTF? :cuss: In the old days, it seemed the brides being photoed were almost always slender. Not anymore!

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-golf-hawaii-soldier-wedding-relocated-190922486.html

If I were getting married to something like this, I would have a very sick feeling in my gut like ... if this is the best she's going to look, I am going to be stuck with something I don't want to stick my d!ck into. :nono: The groom seems to have a skinnier waist than the bride! Is it just the situation that an incredibly sexually frustrated young man gets into the "heart and a hole" mentality? :nervous:

BTW, I'm sure the groom - who is under the CINC's command - will get a nice consolation prize of getting a photo with his CINC. He should treasure that more than that newlywed photo. :crazy:

Yes, I noticed this trend and the reason women no longer marry in the prime of their youth, so you cant expect a 30 year old bride to be in shape and hot like before .
It is not sexual frustration it is the man desire to have offspring like any other creature , instead of dying lonely he will choose to live with this woman .

 

[020204]

Here in Australia there is a big industry around weddings, in a lot of cases brides and some of those involved in the wedding hire pts to get in shape for the wedding, it is very common for the couple to be in shape for their wedding and from then on they let themselves go. More than half of married couples are left with a fairly heavy debt after the cost of the wedding which are very often very extravagant, often more than a descent motor vehicle.

 

[Tenacity]

This is exactly my problem with the chicks I get. The chicks that are anything of decent quality that might be even in talks for "marriage," have weight issues and REFUSE (and I do mean REFUSE) to do anything about it. Their mentality is that they are beautiful and you need to just "accept" it.

Of course, she will continue to have weight issues and then one day announce that she wants to CUT OFF ALL OF HER HAIR. So now you are basically married to Bam Bam Bigelow or King Kong Bundy, a FAT tube of shyt with a bald head.

I don't think we have to settle for this, marriage is a scam anyway, I don't see how you will be "lonely" later on in life if you have a decent social network. Plus, who the hell is to say this fat tube of shyt will even STILL be your wife once you get old? She's likely to have left within 10 years.

 

[Fireballs]

Here in Australia there is a big industry around weddings, in a lot of cases brides and some of those involved in the wedding hire pts to get in shape for the wedding, it is very common for the couple to be in shape for their wedding and from then on they let themselves go. More than half of married couples are left with a fairly heavy debt after the cost of the wedding which are very often very extravagant, often more than a descent motor vehicle.

This.

Often the women will buy their wedding dress a size too small so that they HAVE to lose weight to fit into it. Then you see them a year later and they have put the weight back on.

My gf put on a few kg's on our month trip around Europe and I have lost some attraction for her but she used to be very good at getting to the gym and has just started running again so hopefully she loses it or else it might be time to bail if she stays this way.

 

[zekko]

I don't think that girl looks bad at all. I was expecting to see some sort of hose beast. I mean, she's no raving beauty by any stretch, but she looks more than adequate for that guy who's the groom.

 

[Moroder]

Guys, for all I know this was a military wedding. So it's a match made in army heaven because bride & groom can talk about their fücking weapon systems, counterstrikes and nukes all day long and not bore their SO to death. I bet they have some pretty nasty games like "dogtag sex" or "drill sergeant domination" LOL.
And I second Zekko, they are a match.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear MDJ,
She is quite acceptable to me,he is boxing above his weight,do you really want to shag a sack of tent pegs?

 

[RangerMIke]

I think she looks just fine. And I agree, the dude, based on how he looks is lucky to have her. I've seen MUCH worst. Just Google "ugly brides" and take a look. Just don't eat anything before you do it.

 

[Starwolf]

LoL OP has some high standards.. we can't all date/marry megan fox.

The number of ugly/fat women is too damn high :crackup:

 

[FairShake]

I don't think she's fat at all.

She's very average looking. Good enough if you're average looking too like the groom is.

If you think she's "unattractive" to the point of sickness you probably look at porn too much and may have an unrealistic view of what's out there.

Edit: Responded before I saw everyone agree. Glad I'm not alone.

 

[ZTIME]

https://images.search.yahoo.com/ima...avg-fh_lsonsw&hsimp=yhs-fh_lsonsw&hspart=avg#

I don't know!! She has some pretty big choppers! Then again....A horse is a horse of course of course.

I'm going to regret posting this and have probably cemented my place in hell, but I couldn't resist!

 

[The Duke]

Guess I consider myself fortunate. my ltr is not quite 40 and passes for a 20something. She has a better body than most half her age. I was at the strip club the other day and couldn't believe some of the moo cows they allowed on stage. I only saw one girl I considered "fit" out of the whole bunch. The other 10-15 were 15-40lbs over weight.

 

[evan12]

I don't think we have to settle for this, marriage is a scam anyway, I don't see how you will be "lonely" later on in life if you have a decent social network. Plus, who the hell is to say this fat tube of shyt will even STILL be your wife once you get old? She's likely to have left within 10 years.

9% of American men have no friend at all , and 20 have only one friend , so it is easy to be lonely especially if you are a solder.
Also she is tall and blonde (and I think green eyes ) . and compared to his age and look she is good for him. Average man these days cant expect more than average woman.

 

[hera]

Let's play the...."Shame the couple getting married".

OP: Who are YOU to criticize another man's choice of a wife based on a picture? She's not your type, we get that. That's when you should have stopped typing. Troll.

 

[VladPatton]

https://images.search.yahoo.com/ima...avg-fh_lsonsw&hsimp=yhs-fh_lsonsw&hspart=avg#

I don't know!! She has some pretty big choppers! Then again....A horse is a horse of course of course.

I'm going to regret posting this and have probably cemented my place in hell, but I couldn't resist!

LMAO! You know you gotta be a Navy SEAL to have the guts to put your manstick in that danger-hole of a mouth she's got! Damn, son!

 

[zekko]

I don't know!! She has some pretty big choppers! Then again....A horse is a horse of course of course.

Okay, I didn't see that picture, I have to admit that drops her down quite a bit. Jacked up teeth can really mess up somebody's number. Maybe it's just a particularly bad picture though, she doesn't look so bad in the rest of them. And she's still probably a decent match for that guy, and I don't think she's fat.

 

[Zunder]

I think she looks just fine. And I agree, the dude, based on how he looks is lucky to have her. I've seen MUCH worst. Just Google "ugly brides" and take a look. Just don't eat anything before you do it.

You been out on The Range too long Mike.
She is borderline chubster with funny teeth.
I'd give her a 3.5 out of 10.

 

[Malcontent]

Definite chubster

 

[Vulpine]

Is this what we do go each other nowadays as men - LOL at them for having high standards?

Apparently.

I was shamed for having integrity the other day.

Oh, the shame.

I loved the picture of the two, dressed up in their clown costumes, staring at an iPhone...
"What's that, Mr. President? We are simply garbage in your way? No, we don't mind: you're important, we're aren't. Our taxes should pay for keeping trash out of your way. However we can help, we are proud to. Can we carry your sticks? I see. Well, can my fianceé blow you or something? No? I see, it's the teeth. Oh, no need to apologize to riff-raff like us, thanks for calling, though. Have a good round, sir. U - S - A! U - S - A!"

As if dude getting married wasn't getting punk'd enough, he gets tooled by the president, on top of it? Wouldn't you take the President of the United States interrupting your wedding as a sign? An omen, perhaps?

"If anyone should have reasons why these retards shouldn't be wed, let them speak now, or forever ... oops, hold on, it's the President calling."

I mean, take a freakin' hint, huh?