Gang,
This is what I think is a decent example of the proper way to get a girl to meet you. There are all manner of pieces of information that one can gleam from this text. If you guys have anything extra, feel free. I have thick skin.
Any line you see with "//" in front of it means that these lines of text are my thoughts on the matter.
Session Start (AIM - Big Pappy:Curl): Sun Dec 14 16:36:16 2003
Curl: hey whats up //she starts dialog. decent IL.
Big Pappy: Just trying to keep all the balls I'm juggling in the air. What's up with you? // let's her know I'm busy.
Curl: same // she is lying.
Big Pappy: So, how are you going to handle this break?
Curl: just going to as usual
Big Pappy: I mean, for the first time in several months, you won't have every darn meeting in the world to atteend.
Big Pappy: attend*
Curl: yeah i know
Curl: its going to be great
Big Pappy: You sure? I recall that the last time I actually had free time I was bored out of my cheese.
Curl: im pretty bored
// problem - she's chatting cause she's bored.
Curl: but im going to get all the stff done i cannot get done with every one here
Big Pappy: Well, there's all kinds of shopping to do.
Curl: like relax
Curl: ive already done all my shopping
Big Pappy: I tell you what. The very best dollar you will ever spend is on that chair in Bel-Air mall.
Curl: lol
Big Pappy: I am calling it "the comfy chair"
Curl: really
Big Pappy: I go to the mall just for that back rub.
Big Pappy: Best 3 minutes ever.
Big Pappy: Treat yourself sometime.
Big Pappy: So what are you going to do to reward yourself and how are you going to relax?
Curl: sit here aand make a cd
Big Pappy: Now that should be really relaxing. A music CD, I assume.
Curl: go get a massage and pedicure // she's got great legs to go with those feet.
Curl: yeah
Big Pappy: That is an excellent idea.
Curl: now that the cd player works in my car
Big Pappy: I think I'm going to get a massage session for my mother.
Curl: good idea
Big Pappy: Shannon, no sense you getting bored from time to time over the break.
Curl: ill look in a minute // she's multi chatting - lower IL, maybe
Curl: not meant for you // she has more IL in me than this other person, I guess.
Curl: sorry
Curl: everyone gets bored
Big Pappy: Multi tasking, excellent
Big Pappy: yeah, but we want to minimize boredom, maximize action. // ladies love the action plans. not chick flicks.
Curl: yeah true
Curl: most of my friends are fuddy duddies though
Big Pappy: fuddy- duddies ?
Curl: or they are gone
Curl: yeah no fun // Enter the great guy, Big Pappy
Curl: or they are getting on my nerves
Big Pappy: Well, I think we can manage to sneak in a little activity over the break to keep your sanity in check.
Curl: what kind of activity? im a little scared // she knows what I'm after. Or she's teasing me...
Big Pappy: Well, darts are kind of sharp, but they're not going to be thrown at you.
Big Pappy: THere's this big bullseye about 8 feet away that you aim at...
Big Pappy: What in the world would scare you? You seem rather fearless to me... // I don't want her to be that scared...
Curl: i was never any good at darts // Who cares?
Big Pappy: Who said you had to be good?
Curl: just make sure there is no one within a ten mile radious...especially if ive been drinking // she will be drinking.
Big Pappy: Typically, beer and other fruit flavored elixirs enhance the silliness factor. I'm going to make her horny.
Curl: im already silly enough // She's horny
Big Pappy: Actually, you'll play much better after 2 or 3 drinks.
Big Pappy: You'll be relaxed. // we will have the fun that she seeks.
Curl: oh ok
Curl: if you say so // trust...
Big Pappy: I say so. //assurance
Curl: just remember when i stab someone with a dart
Big Pappy: A little brew, some greasy chicken wings to make your grip on the dart subject to scrutiny, and we're off to a good start.
Big Pappy: I think Tuesday is your night.
//She's already bored. She hasn't yet warranted the good nights like Friday or Saturday.
Big Pappy: 9:15 pm. //The off time suggests a busy schedule.
Big Pappy: You'll meet me at Paddy o'Tooles.
//This is important to me. I am telling her that she is going to do this- not asking.
Curl: ok ill try // flake factor alert. mid to low interest level
Curl: 9:15? // IL is raising...
Big Pappy: There is no trying, Shannon.
// flake consequences...
Curl: i don't know if i can stay up that long
Curl: :-D // she's teasing....
Big Pappy: How late did you think I was going to keep you.
// I will call this night over on my terms.
Big Pappy: I've got a mystery shop to do at 8pm, or I'd make it earlier. // Throw her a bone... she'd rather me buy her a nice meal - not yet.
Curl: i will come // IL -- high enough.
Big Pappy: Of course you will. Flaking would be cause for serious consequences.
Curl: ok
Big Pappy: Like switches and coal in your christmas stocking.
Big Pappy:
Curl: ah ok
Big Pappy: See you Tuesday. // plan made - chit chat over!
Session Close (Curl): Sun Dec 14 17:00:21 2003
This is what I think is a decent example of the proper way to get a girl to meet you. There are all manner of pieces of information that one can gleam from this text. If you guys have anything extra, feel free. I have thick skin.
Any line you see with "//" in front of it means that these lines of text are my thoughts on the matter.
Session Start (AIM - Big Pappy:Curl): Sun Dec 14 16:36:16 2003
Curl: hey whats up //she starts dialog. decent IL.
Big Pappy: Just trying to keep all the balls I'm juggling in the air. What's up with you? // let's her know I'm busy.
Curl: same // she is lying.
Big Pappy: So, how are you going to handle this break?
Curl: just going to as usual
Big Pappy: I mean, for the first time in several months, you won't have every darn meeting in the world to atteend.
Big Pappy: attend*
Curl: yeah i know
Curl: its going to be great
Big Pappy: You sure? I recall that the last time I actually had free time I was bored out of my cheese.
Curl: im pretty bored
// problem - she's chatting cause she's bored.
Curl: but im going to get all the stff done i cannot get done with every one here
Big Pappy: Well, there's all kinds of shopping to do.
Curl: like relax
Curl: ive already done all my shopping
Big Pappy: I tell you what. The very best dollar you will ever spend is on that chair in Bel-Air mall.
Curl: lol
Big Pappy: I am calling it "the comfy chair"
Curl: really
Big Pappy: I go to the mall just for that back rub.
Big Pappy: Best 3 minutes ever.
Big Pappy: Treat yourself sometime.
Big Pappy: So what are you going to do to reward yourself and how are you going to relax?
Curl: sit here aand make a cd
Big Pappy: Now that should be really relaxing. A music CD, I assume.
Curl: go get a massage and pedicure // she's got great legs to go with those feet.
Curl: yeah
Big Pappy: That is an excellent idea.
Curl: now that the cd player works in my car
Big Pappy: I think I'm going to get a massage session for my mother.
Curl: good idea
Big Pappy: Shannon, no sense you getting bored from time to time over the break.
Curl: ill look in a minute // she's multi chatting - lower IL, maybe
Curl: not meant for you // she has more IL in me than this other person, I guess.
Curl: sorry
Curl: everyone gets bored
Big Pappy: Multi tasking, excellent
Big Pappy: yeah, but we want to minimize boredom, maximize action. // ladies love the action plans. not chick flicks.
Curl: yeah true
Curl: most of my friends are fuddy duddies though
Big Pappy: fuddy- duddies ?
Curl: or they are gone
Curl: yeah no fun // Enter the great guy, Big Pappy
Curl: or they are getting on my nerves
Big Pappy: Well, I think we can manage to sneak in a little activity over the break to keep your sanity in check.
Curl: what kind of activity? im a little scared // she knows what I'm after. Or she's teasing me...
Big Pappy: Well, darts are kind of sharp, but they're not going to be thrown at you.
Big Pappy: THere's this big bullseye about 8 feet away that you aim at...
Big Pappy: What in the world would scare you? You seem rather fearless to me... // I don't want her to be that scared...
Curl: i was never any good at darts // Who cares?
Big Pappy: Who said you had to be good?
Curl: just make sure there is no one within a ten mile radious...especially if ive been drinking // she will be drinking.
Big Pappy: Typically, beer and other fruit flavored elixirs enhance the silliness factor. I'm going to make her horny.
Curl: im already silly enough // She's horny
Big Pappy: Actually, you'll play much better after 2 or 3 drinks.
Big Pappy: You'll be relaxed. // we will have the fun that she seeks.
Curl: oh ok
Curl: if you say so // trust...
Big Pappy: I say so. //assurance
Curl: just remember when i stab someone with a dart
Big Pappy: A little brew, some greasy chicken wings to make your grip on the dart subject to scrutiny, and we're off to a good start.
Big Pappy: I think Tuesday is your night.
//She's already bored. She hasn't yet warranted the good nights like Friday or Saturday.
Big Pappy: 9:15 pm. //The off time suggests a busy schedule.
Big Pappy: You'll meet me at Paddy o'Tooles.
//This is important to me. I am telling her that she is going to do this- not asking.
Curl: ok ill try // flake factor alert. mid to low interest level
Curl: 9:15? // IL is raising...
Big Pappy: There is no trying, Shannon.
// flake consequences...
Curl: i don't know if i can stay up that long
Curl: :-D // she's teasing....
Big Pappy: How late did you think I was going to keep you.
// I will call this night over on my terms.
Big Pappy: I've got a mystery shop to do at 8pm, or I'd make it earlier. // Throw her a bone... she'd rather me buy her a nice meal - not yet.
Curl: i will come // IL -- high enough.
Big Pappy: Of course you will. Flaking would be cause for serious consequences.
Curl: ok
Big Pappy: Like switches and coal in your christmas stocking.
Big Pappy:
Curl: ah ok
Big Pappy: See you Tuesday. // plan made - chit chat over!
Session Close (Curl): Sun Dec 14 17:00:21 2003
