1) I'm not a funny guy NOR will I ever be a funny guy.
That's a fvcking crappy attitude. You can continue on being miserable in your life, or you can turn it around and become a more positive, happy person. I used to get picked on all the fvcking time in high school. I just put up with it and got bitter, miserable, and unhappy. The turning point was when someone made fun of me one day and I kept it going by making fun of myself. Everyone got a good laugh and the guy who made fun of me eventually became my best friend.
You can change the type of person you are. Your personality wasn't set in stone when you were born. You and the people around you helped mold you into the type of person you are. You're allowing the people who make jokes about you to mold you into a miserable, bitter, violent human being.
Have you ever thought about what kind of person you WOULD like to be? It is possible to become that person. Many of the people on this website have accomplished that. Many of them (including myself) were fvcking terrible with women. I got the friend treatment all the time. I had to adjust my whole personality to become what people would say is a "natural" when it comes to attracting women. It was a lot of hard work, but it was fvcking worth it.
Don't be a wimp and shy away from taking on a challenge. Quit letting your emotions control your life. Women are the ones who allow emotions to control them. You're not a woman. You need to grab ahold of your life and tell it where you want it to go.
whenever I make a joke everyone makes sure NOT to laugh.
Who is everyone? Workmates? friends? You sound like you're still in high school because I've never seen that in the workplace.
I also laugh at my own jokes which is something I've tried for years to eradicate but I've failed miserably.
And what's wrong with that? I do it all the time because I think I'm pretty fvcking hilarious. Hey, if nobody else is going to enjoy the good time I'm having, then I'll do it alone. I don't need friends to validate my sense of humor, nor my style of clothing, nor my choice in women, nor my hobbies, nor the TV shows I watch, etc etc etc.
2) I'm not necesarrily trying to get the girl.
Horse5hit. When you see a damn good looking woman, you want to touch her, kiss her, taste her, squeeze her ass, and put your d1ck in her. Don't fvcking lie to me, and quit suppressing your manly desires. WOMEN MAKE YOU HORNY. If they don't, then you're a fag.
I don't care if they hookup but it does bother me if he makes fun of me AND they hookup.
What difference does it make? The fact is she's not fvcking you. She's fvcking some other guy. They'll still hook up if you kick the 5hit out of him. In fact, she'll fvck him twice in a row because she feels bad for him being in pain. You'll just be making things better between them.
I don't care if I lose the physical fight. The point is that I need to be a real man and stand up for myself.
And you can't do that with your words and body language? I can. In fact, I had to learn how. Confidence is a big part of it, and you need to tell yourself how fvcking awesome you are on a daily basis. The more you tell yourself how great you are, the more you will begin to believe it. Focus on the positives and your achievements. You'll begin to feel good about yourself. When someone puts you down, you won't give a 5hit because you know how damn awesome you are. What does his opinion of you matter?
