Ideas on what to write in her 21st card

[nw1512]

Any ideas on something original to write in my gf's 21st Birthday card.

I'm not the best the best at writing crap that goes into cards and want to write something meaningful other than

"Happy 21st Love Me"

 

[Lomi]

"Happy birthday. I am waiting in the bedroom to give you your birthday sex, please wear something sexy."

 

[nishbuk]

Screw Meaningful. Write something funny, SAY or DO something meaningful (assuming you have been going out with her long enough you can afford to AFC on ONLY the important days, Anniversary, her birthday, and valentines.)

I would write, "Happy 21st Birthday. It's traditional for someone to get 21 Noogies on the their B-Day. But let's switch it up, and go with 21 orgasms. "

 

[mrRuckus]

Originally posted by nw1512
Any ideas on something original to write in my gf's 21st Birthday card.

I'm not the best the best at writing crap that goes into cards and want to write something meaningful other than

"Happy 21st Love Me"

I'd probably write something like this on my gf's bday card.

"Happy 21! I'll buy you a drink but i'm still going home with that 17 yo, you bag."

But my gf has come to expect that from me.