Are you getting paid right now, stack?
I am. Oops... I just made a few cents typing that out... oh! There's a couple more cents... $ $ $ weee...!
You didn't seriously consider my advice, did you? Don't get mad at me, you're the one that was begging to be banned because the computer world has became your real world.
I used to be a gamer. I used to love to put away the pump and pull out the knife and chase llamas down and stab them in the back. I used to only buy flashbangs, diffuse kit, and kevlar and jump out from a bomb point and stab someone while they were planting the bomb. I was a moderator of a gaming forum and an administrator on three servers. I used to post hours and hours of strategies, practice with my clan, play in 8 hour tournament battles for the full 8 hours, have super funny "tags", and for what? I wasn't getting laid or paid... but I had great stats! (Hell, I STILL hold a few records from over 7 years ago) I wasn't getting anything useful from it besides entertainment. Granted, it was a cheap hobby. Yes, I was passionate about it. I miss it like heck because it was fun. However, there were so many things lacking in my life I had to unplug. I would actually clear my real life schedule to prioritize my virtual life. I shunned my real friends to hang out with my virtual friends.
I don't have internet access at home now. My computer's video card is super nice, my Razer Boomslang still works great, and my processor, sound card, and memory are all way more than I need. They only serve as a reminder of my wasted money, wasted time, and ignored girlfriends. They are a memorial to the misery that was my life then. It was hard to stop. But, I have a tan now.
What does this matter to you? The more you are here, the less you are somewhere else. That is, if you are wasting your time on the computer without tangible benefit, you are missing the benefits of not being on the computer. I'm on here because I am on a computer all day for work. I can type 74 wpm at 98% accuracy. I am making money as I type this. I am "here" anyway... tangible benefits.
But you? "I want to make my own theory?" What are you getting out of this? Smarter? Entertainment? Paid? Shouldn't you be at a bank shuffling funds around? Shouldn't you be washing your car? Don't you have something to fix? Some shoes to polish? Clothes to iron? Don't you have anything BETTER to do? Something that will actually benefit you? Yay. "You sarge more than 90% of guys on here." But, do you pull any of your targets? If you did, wouldn't you be with THEM instead of with US? Looks like you need to sarge MORE. So, get off the computer. Go outside and get a tan.
I made about eight bucks goofing with this reply - I answered the phone twice.
