How'd You Meet Your HB g/f or Wife?

[dynamicallyidle]

This gorgeous mediterranean was waitressing at this Spanish restaurant and she hit on me so hard that even though she was a waitress, I could tell she wanted me. I played around with her, got her number, and took it from there.

 

[Nighthawk]

This gorgeous asian was waitressing at this coffee shop and she hit on me so hard that even though she was a waitress, I could tell she wanted me. I played around with her, got her number, and took it from there.

 

[Docs]

This gorgeous geninue american fatty was waitressing at this Burger King and she hit on me so hard that even though she was a waitress, I could tell she wanted me. I played around with her, got her number, and took it from there.

 

[BannedGod]

Russian bride orders FTW

 

[selfmademob]

Russian brides, pshhh, its all about the Peru Bride orders, they come in different colors, to match what clothes you're wearing that day.

 

[G-Theory]

Well, one morning I woke up and realized I had to use the sh!tter. I sat down on the porcelain throne with my morning cup of coffee and daily newspaper and proceeded to let my innards go.

As I was getting up to leave, right before the flush something told me to look down. I looked into the toilet and a brown fatty was staring up at me with soft eyes. It was love at first sight. So, I reached in, plucked her out, put a nice pink barbi dess on her and named her Sally.

Only problem is she has bad B.O. Any tips fellas on how I can tell her about her problem? She really needs to clean up her act.