how do you get a girl to try Anal?

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md3sign said:
Sparky, I think you have some unresolved issues. I'm from Russia myself and I've lived many years here in the US. Women are the same everywhere you go. If you don't believe that, you haven't traveled enough. Sure they may dress differently and have varying mannerisms, but ultimately every last of them functions the same way. And don't discuss class, please. There are just as many hoes on the east side as there are here, much like there are classy ladies all over the world.

I guess we're all gay for livin in the US, eh?

Wanting or not wanting anal has absolutely nothing to do with sexual preference. Seriously, what retard came up with that idea?

dude, i AM NOT from russia. thank god for that. however, i spend a huge chunk of time in the former soviet union. you obviously have no clue about the girls over there. are they different? hell yes! are they perfect? hell no! however, only a pure idiot would say that girls are girls. that is pathetic. culture and genetics are the key. to say that those things don't matter is silly.

i guess the next thing you will tell me is that american girls are as thin as russian girls. keep them coming.

are you gay for living in the usa? of course not. your parents couldn't make it in russia so they got out. that isn't gay. it is how america became america. what is gay is wanting to partake in a practice that is by its very definition homoerotic.

so...since the scenes are so common in porno it is totally normal? once again you boys have yet to learn to think on your own. turn off the tv and live your life how you want to live it. life is not a porno movie. plenty of farm animals get done in porno films. does this mean that you are normal for wanting to go visit a farm tonight?
 

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sparky0000 said:
what is gay is wanting to partake in a practice that is by its very definition homoerotic.
Now that's just dead pan wrong to say that anal sex is inherently homoerotic. In absolute terms many more hetrosexuals practice anal sex. In many cultures receptive female anal sex is widely accepted, even encourged as a means of preventing pregnancy or keeping the hymen intact. The Renaissance poet Pietro Aretino even recommended the practice of anal sex in his Sonetti Lussuriosi.

I will grant you that it COULD be the case that a guy is attracted to anal sex due to some harbored homosexual desire or curiousity but that is definitely more often not the case. I'd say more guys have been attracted to it because of a social taboo, sexual aggression or just the simple fact that the anus is tighter and therefore yields more tactile pleasure for the penis. Even a tight puzzy would be pretty loose after a baby has recently been delivered for example.

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sparky0000 said:
life is not a porno movie. plenty of farm animals get done in porno films. does this mean that you are normal for wanting to go visit a farm tonight?
It would be if it were normal for that stuff to appear in the porn that most straight guys watch. This would imply that farm animals are all the rage, and thus why they would hypothetically be so common in porn. But the fact is, doing farm animals are not normal, and thats why they arent common in your typical straight porno movie. but anal sex is pretty damn common in straight porn. Its hard to find a straight porno that doesnt have atleast one of these scenes in it.

If its normal, it will be in the typical porno movie, otherwise, it wont. So ask yourself, are farm animals in the typical straight porno movie? the answer is no, so there you go dumbass.

Farm animals? Bad example closet f@g.
 

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ER!C L!VE said:
Another method I use is to have the girl in doggy, use lube for their puzzy, then put more lube in my hand and rub it on their azzhole while I'm pounding from behind. Then, I'll say in a slow whisper, but commanding voice, 'Just be quiet, Don't say anything, relax' and just start putting my finger in their ass. I'll keep repeating it, "Just be quiet, don't say anything, relax." Then, I'll pull my d!ck out of their puzzy and slowly put it in their azzhole while repeating their new mantra ;). It usually works. :cheer:

Just keep in mind LOTS OF LUBE!:up:
This worked last night on a FB that I've been banging for a little over a year. She's 19 and the first time her bf tried it, he didn't use lube so she made him stop before it really started. Afterwards, she said, "I'll never let Steven do that" (Steven is her bf of 3 years)

I used KY.
 

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It's ok guys, he's not the brightest crayon in the box. First he tells me I don't know russian girls when I GREW UP THERE, then he has some weird idea that women are somehow fundamentally different.

As for my "parents leaving because they couldn't make it", that just shows your ignorance. It's how america became america? Stupidest bullsh!t I ever heard. For someone who's spent sooo much time in the former soviet union (which is quite different from Russia), you have an extremely narrow viewpoint on life in different countries.

And it's not just a lot of american chicks who are fat - there are just as many guys and it doesn't make them that much different. They still want the same things but the culture/lifestyle influences their eating and exercise habits. They still get attracted the same way, they still want to fvck the same way, and they still want the same things out of life.
 
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you guys should be ashamed of yourselves. If a woman wants to try anal, she will tell you. dont trick her, she will be regretful later.

tisk tisk
 

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Ms. LadyBug said:
you guys should be ashamed of yourselves. If a woman wants to try anal, she will tell you. dont trick her, she will be regretful later.

tisk tisk
It's not the girl's world and I'm living in it. I create my own reality where if I want to do something, I do it. I don't wait for an invitation.
 

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Some chicks just dig it, I never had to talk them into anything, I'm not sure that's such a wonderful idea really. Like getting oral, if you have to convince her, it's gonna suck (hahahah) anyway, so why bother? She's either into it or not.

It usually just comes up (there I go again) during the "what do I like/what do you like" conversations. If she's never tried it and is open (dammit. must. stop.) to it, well....
 

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Yea, some chicks DEFINITELY like it.

One girl I know makes no apologies for her desire to be anally pleasured. She has told me things like "Any girl who says she doesn't like to get fukked in the ass is LYING" (which I don't believe, BTW). She has also told me that she likes to get fingered in both holes while lying on her belly.

Never had sex with her but I did mess around with her a few times. I will have to admit that it made me a little curious as to how the sex would be with her since most women I have been with haven't been particularly into it.
 

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Man, do it ghetto style, no need to say anything.

When in doggie position, just start warming her up with 1-2 fingers or your thumb. They will know what is up. Those that know they don't want it or are afraid of trying, WILL right away say something most of the time and will definitely say smth if you try to insert your tool. At this point you will need to do serious persuasion if you really want it.

Those that want it or are curious, will just let it happen.

But most girls don't like it for whatever reason, or are 100% against it. So aim for younger ones, easier to convert.
 

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I say once your done fvcking her in the ass and she didnt like it, slap her in the face with yoru d!ck that was just up her ass.
 
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