DrBeard
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I got this hot chik mailing me on Myspace. She kept neghitting me and playin hard to get but when I told her I aint into relatonships she gets mad. Then I go after her friends and she gets even more mad! I been using ****y funny on her ass but it aint working. Here are the mails she sent. How do I get a lay out of this one??
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Mails r in reverse order so read from the bottom up!
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you stupid ****ing tosser. you are so full of ****. you couldn't get a pretty bird if you were the last man on earth.
why can't you see what everyone else see's you delusional prick?!! you ain't hot. in fact, i'm beginning to think that your profile may actually be a joke. no one in real life can be as pathetic and mental as you.
PS - don't EVER ****ing add any of my friends - none of them would even give you a second glance (apart from to comment on your ugliness). and if you do add them, don't you ****ing dare leave stupid comments such as 'powder snorting weirdo.' i wouldn't have thought you'd have the time to do such petty things when you've got 'biatches that need slapping.'
****.
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From: Dr Beard
Date: Mar 27, 2006 8:59 AM
sorry to keep u waitin 4 my reply but I had some busines on and some of my birds needed sum action.
I saw u had a bf but I aint bothered. I am just lookin for some no strings fun y'know what I'm sayin? U keep teasin me and playin hard to get which is a sign u want me! I kno women more than they kno themselfs!
And if u must kno I shagged my pillow cos I got a REALLY high sex drive + need lots of satisfaction + my girls cant be there all the time. I bet ur boyfriend lasts like 3 minutes then goes to sleep but I will keep going as long as my woman wants it even if its 10 hours. That is why lots of women come to me even if they have bfs or r married!
I dont think u cud handle me anyway! If ur hot lady friends need some action send em to me!
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From: abz.
Date: Mar 20, 2006 4:11 AM
i'd rather eat **** than get together for one night with you.
in case you missed it on my profile, i actually have a boyfriend, and he's more of a man than you'll ever be.
oh, and if you're having so much fantastic sex with so many 'hot chicks', why do you have to resort to shagging your own pillow with a poster on the wall?
you COMPLETE retard.
ps - a guy who looks like you could never, EVER break my heart.
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From: Dr Beard
Date: Mar 19, 2006 11:47 AM
U dont know what private mails I get and how many girls wanna have sex with me.
I aint had a girlfriend cos I am playin the field and just shag chicks and ditch em. They all say they want more but I have to turn em down. I dont want any of that emotional wussy crap! I'm a man not a girly boy!
I kno u are playin hard to get an teasin me cos u like my photos. In the field of pick up artists we call it a neg hit.
Lets get together 4 one night I will show u what the Doctor can do!
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From: abi
Date: Mar 19, 2006 10:33 AM
haha, yeah loads of really hot chicks - on their NETWOKING accounts. none of them have even commented you. bless. i find your delusion hilarious.
muscles....yes mate, your muscles are...invisible?
too good for me? or too lame for anyone? by your own admission you've never had a girlfriend.
OWNED.
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From: Dr Beard
Date: Mar 19, 2006 4:55 AM
Uh?! Like I care what u think cos if u look at my friends u will c I hav got loads of really hot chicks after me so why would I want someone like u?
U say I am scrawny but u obviosly aint seen my pic with my shirt off showing my muscles!
I am 2 gud 4 u and that is why u r angry with me. I AM THE PRIZE!! And I am arrogant cos I can afford to be!
U just got owned by the Dr!
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From: abi
Date: Mar 18, 2006 8:13 AM
it wasn't so much your non-existant wit that made me laugh, more your blinding arrogance and astonishing stupidity.
and as for your body... well, i think i'm capable of finding another scrawny, not to mention illiterate, **** with a tiny ****. hahaha.
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From: Dr Beard
Date: Mar 17, 2006 8:20 AM
Yo! I like I can make u laugh cos I am witty but know u want just my body! Hit me up baby!
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From: abi
Date: Mar 17, 2006 4:50 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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Mails r in reverse order so read from the bottom up!
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you stupid ****ing tosser. you are so full of ****. you couldn't get a pretty bird if you were the last man on earth.
why can't you see what everyone else see's you delusional prick?!! you ain't hot. in fact, i'm beginning to think that your profile may actually be a joke. no one in real life can be as pathetic and mental as you.
PS - don't EVER ****ing add any of my friends - none of them would even give you a second glance (apart from to comment on your ugliness). and if you do add them, don't you ****ing dare leave stupid comments such as 'powder snorting weirdo.' i wouldn't have thought you'd have the time to do such petty things when you've got 'biatches that need slapping.'
****.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Dr Beard
Date: Mar 27, 2006 8:59 AM
sorry to keep u waitin 4 my reply but I had some busines on and some of my birds needed sum action.
I saw u had a bf but I aint bothered. I am just lookin for some no strings fun y'know what I'm sayin? U keep teasin me and playin hard to get which is a sign u want me! I kno women more than they kno themselfs!
And if u must kno I shagged my pillow cos I got a REALLY high sex drive + need lots of satisfaction + my girls cant be there all the time. I bet ur boyfriend lasts like 3 minutes then goes to sleep but I will keep going as long as my woman wants it even if its 10 hours. That is why lots of women come to me even if they have bfs or r married!
I dont think u cud handle me anyway! If ur hot lady friends need some action send em to me!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: abz.
Date: Mar 20, 2006 4:11 AM
i'd rather eat **** than get together for one night with you.
in case you missed it on my profile, i actually have a boyfriend, and he's more of a man than you'll ever be.
oh, and if you're having so much fantastic sex with so many 'hot chicks', why do you have to resort to shagging your own pillow with a poster on the wall?
you COMPLETE retard.
ps - a guy who looks like you could never, EVER break my heart.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Dr Beard
Date: Mar 19, 2006 11:47 AM
U dont know what private mails I get and how many girls wanna have sex with me.
I aint had a girlfriend cos I am playin the field and just shag chicks and ditch em. They all say they want more but I have to turn em down. I dont want any of that emotional wussy crap! I'm a man not a girly boy!
I kno u are playin hard to get an teasin me cos u like my photos. In the field of pick up artists we call it a neg hit.
Lets get together 4 one night I will show u what the Doctor can do!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: abi
Date: Mar 19, 2006 10:33 AM
haha, yeah loads of really hot chicks - on their NETWOKING accounts. none of them have even commented you. bless. i find your delusion hilarious.
muscles....yes mate, your muscles are...invisible?
too good for me? or too lame for anyone? by your own admission you've never had a girlfriend.
OWNED.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Dr Beard
Date: Mar 19, 2006 4:55 AM
Uh?! Like I care what u think cos if u look at my friends u will c I hav got loads of really hot chicks after me so why would I want someone like u?
U say I am scrawny but u obviosly aint seen my pic with my shirt off showing my muscles!
I am 2 gud 4 u and that is why u r angry with me. I AM THE PRIZE!! And I am arrogant cos I can afford to be!
U just got owned by the Dr!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: abi
Date: Mar 18, 2006 8:13 AM
it wasn't so much your non-existant wit that made me laugh, more your blinding arrogance and astonishing stupidity.
and as for your body... well, i think i'm capable of finding another scrawny, not to mention illiterate, **** with a tiny ****. hahaha.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Dr Beard
Date: Mar 17, 2006 8:20 AM
Yo! I like I can make u laugh cos I am witty but know u want just my body! Hit me up baby!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: abi
Date: Mar 17, 2006 4:50 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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