Dear Seeker,
In my long distant childhood there was a time when people whistled and sang,not just at play but at work.....One of Mums favourites,I only remember the catch line,went something like this...
He used to call me his little Marianne,
I used to call him my young man,
But Mother caught his eye,
And they got married on the Sly,
now I have to call him Father...
My First Mother in Law was a bit of a case,she and her husband,lived on a remote homestead,miles from anywhere...Her Party trick was to give men the "Come on" then scream rape...I kid you not...Interesting when she propositioned me,I just refused to acknowledge what she was saying,I must have been all of 23 at the time...Funny thing though,after this incident she carried on as if I had insulted her...Talk about laugh...My wife later told me that her Dad suspected me of putting the hard word on her...I knew of at least three hired hands who were sacked because of her baseless allegations...But Mate,don't do it,such an act is akin to incest or paedophilia in a Womens criminal code...just forget this stupid Woman.