hitting...?

[Bjj_playa]

girls hitting you a good sign?...theres 3 chicks that walk up to me daily...and slap me hard right on the back or give me shots on the arm..but not girly hit...theyre actually grunting and giving me all they got lol. i know one of them is really into me..but i've never experienced all this hitting before. kinda turns me on not gona lie.

 

[The Shocker]

b!tch slap them and see if they keep doing it.

 

[Plec07]

b!tch slap them and see if they keep doing it.

Rofl I nearly woke up me bro laughin when I first read that.

You could try one of the following if you are in a group of people.

Her:<Punch>
Me: I walked into a door kids

Her:<Punch>
Me: Tell the hospital I fell

Her:<punch>
Mehunched over like badly injured) Go next door and get sharleen. She'll know what to do

Her:<punch>
Me: You hit like a girl. * or "I've been hit harder by women (more of an insult)"

(These are not my own, I saw them on mysterymethod forums earlier)

 

[Infraction]

So, are you hitting on me?

 

[SIDEBOARD]

So, are you hitting on me?

This IS the best I've heard, so I could have used those for my friends and chicks. Permission to use?

Well this is what I usually use, when chicks "hit" me

"Oh so your into ****"

 

[Mjazz]

HMMM, girls that hit you, unless they are the kind of girls that actually get into real fights with guys, are probably searching for a reason to touch you, me thinks they like you

 

[w00t]

hitting....

whenever a girl hits me i just act like it hurt a lot then they'll either be like shut up that didnt hurt- in which you keep pretending like it hurt a lot until they say something like are you ok? or im sorry... then you jokingly say naww im just jokin then give her a tight hug so she cant move around much