Have You Ever Been CAUGHT Masterbating?????

[Ken785]

LOL...this is going to be a funny thread...

weve ALL done it...but how many of us have been caught in the act?? either by a girlfriend, friends,strangers,your mom, or other family members...share your story and make us laugh!

when i was about 15, i was masturbating in bed one night under the covers...my mom opened my door (i didnt have a lock) and surely she caught me stroking my sh!t but i stopped instanly..she might have caught a half stroke though...my first instinct was to stay still...she walked in to get something and left.

man i used to jack it like 5 times a day when i was about 15 and first learning how to do it...i would go in the bathroom, lock the door and pretend to take a dump and jack it to lowrider magazines (thats all i could buy at 7-11) all day...LOL.

 

[ElStud]

No. Gotten close to being caught, but no.

 

[Mctwist4]

I walked in on my old roommate doing it once. He used to do it in his bed in the dorm room even while I was there. I could hear it, and he would breathe really fast. I left him a note that said "stop jerking off when I'm in the same ****ing room. It's common courtesy." Problem solved.

 

[Ken785]

there was this video circling the internet about college friends goofing around with each other while the others are asleep...tickling their nose with shaving cream on their hands, lighting a match on their toe, and at the end they catch theyre friend masturbating to porn on his computer and paper towels...LOL

 

[comic_relief]

Once when I was 12 by a friend while I was watching titanic. I just admitted to it and no one said anything.

comic_relief

 

[Celadus]

I went to a preppy all male college second semester freshmen year. One weekend in the spring they have Greek Week and girls come from all over. I was still in my pathetic stage and bombed with a chick that was giving me blatant signs.

I went back to my room and started beating it at my computer. I forgot to lock the door and one of my friends comes in but he's completely drunk, stoned and coked up. I stop and luckily have a long dress shirt on. He starts blabbing about his personal problems and how his dad doesn't love him. I just nod and agree and when he turned his head I pulled my pants up and continue with therapy like nothing happened.

 

[speakeasy]

Anybody ever play soggy biscuit? j/k hahaha

 

[kdnash82]

Once when I was 12 by a friend while I was watching titanic. I just admitted to it and no one said anything.

comic_relief

The Titanic?? You're joking right?

 

[killbill]

This thread is pretty funny lol.

Well never really caught but really close. I remember like when I was 15 I was jerking off in my room and I thought I locked the f*cking door, but I was wrong my sister comes in, btw I was under the covers and she asked me something, I felt so f*cking dumb. Im still embarressed think about it. I swear im pretty sure she knew what I was up to.

Another time like last year I was looking at porn on the net and doing the magic with the hand lol and my small brother unlocks the ****ing door and comes in. I was sitting in my chair with my f*cking pants down lol. He luckly didnt see anything on the screen so when he didnt look I hurried and exited the site lol. He asked me what I was doing and I just said, well a second ago I was changing my jeans. lol

So ive had some scary calls lol.

 

[ChrizZ]

I didn't have a key to my room back then. I got caught several times by my parents and once by my uncle :nervous:

 

[FoolsCause]

Once at about age 19, I may have been caught by my sister. I was in my bedroom wacking off, and she walked in, but I threw a blanket over my midsection so she didn't really see anything so I'm not sure if she could tell. Another time in college, my dorm roommate and his friend took off to go do something that would take a long time, so I dropped trow and used some playboys. They forgot something, and came back to get it, I threw a coat or something over myself as they opened the door. They didn't see anything, but they said "interesting position" since I was lying on the floor by my closet. :crackup:

Another time in college, I shared an apartment with a college professor who was living there temporarily and his wife was back east, and I'd apply the mechanical lock-jamb to the door just in case. One day he tried opening the door, and I stopped wacking, dressed and opened the door for him. He asked for an explanation of why the lock was in place, and I said it must have fell in place. He hit it back and forth, and gave an expression like he didn't buy it. I guess I was busted.

 

[Ken785]

hey were you mctwists4's roommate?? LOL :crackup:

 

[speakeasy]

Now if any of you blokes blew your load and then someone walked in the second after, you'd have much more explaning to do! "Uh...no mom, that's lotion on my hands!"

 

[Rebound Material]

Once when I was 12 by a friend while I was watching titanic. I just admitted to it and no one said anything.

comic_relief

Yea dude...I know what you mean...that part when they first showed that ice berg was just too sexy...i feel you on this one man.

 

[Potbelly]

Yea dude...I know what you mean...that part when they first showed that ice berg was just too sexy...i feel you on this one man.

i HOPE he was jerking off to the iceberg...hell it could be worse. he could be jacking it to leo dicaprio:crackup:

 

[killbill]

this thread is to funny lol.

 

[Ken785]

i HOPE he was jerking off to the iceberg...hell it could be worse. he could be jacking it to leo dicaprio:crackup:

nah bro...i think it was when jack (the main character) was drawing rose (kate winslet) laying naked showing her tits...ive jacked it to that a few times back in the day too...that and american pie with nadia's tits..i would just pess pause on the vcr and start whackin it...LOL

 

[Fallen33]

I wasn't necassarily "caught" persay.

I was in my bathroom doing my buisness and my brother tries to open the door and asked me what I was doing. RIGHT as he started talking I busted a nut and answered "umm, uhhh..... taking a ****!" as I was blowing off my load.

It was HORRIBLE.