B4IFURU18? said:
"I don't need to impress you..."
TRANSLATION: "I don't give a damn what you think. Does that impress you? Huh? Does it?"
"You will be once I deem you worthy..."
TRANSLATION: "I'm qualifying YOU. Does that impress you? Huh? Does it?"
Especially if this is an ongoing conversation...she'll be able to see the sudden change of your mannerisms and demeanor in response to her challenge to you. Weak fish acting strong. "Why is he suddenly trying to throw his weight around? His hand's weak." She knows instantly that you're trying to impress her.
"Take my pants off, you'll see..."
"Have you ever seen a 12" trouser snake?"
"I have a 12" pen!s, does that impress you? Huh? Does it?"
If you try to qualify yourself, she'll know. Notice how she didn't respond to your challenge, but instead issued one of her own. Don't answer hers, or you're essentially folding YOUR challenge and entering HER frame. She hasn't established that it's your obligation to impress her, so instead of trying to by "finding the right thing to say," CALL her on her bullsh!t.
"It takes a lot to impress me."
"It takes even MORE to impress me."
"Oh really...why's that?"
BAM, you called her bluff. She threw that out there to try to back you down and establish herself on equal footing. But you came back and said, "Oh really, you want to be on equal footing with me? Justify it."
That's what *I* think would be the best way to respond. Don't ever let a girl get you back on your heels. You're the hero of your own story.