Alright, just give up on any social life while you are in college. There is no way what so ever to meet new people even though you are surrounded by people everyday. Also, no matter who you approach they will judge you and question your motives.
People with jobs obviously don't spend their money on anything other than rent and food so what's the point of doing anything else?
Anyone in a club in school is considered a nerd too, stay away from any of the women in the theater, finance or political clubs. There are too many nerds in those clubs that pull the honeys, how could you ever compete with that?
Besides, who wants to join a club that will assist them in finding a successful career after graduation, we've already established that people with jobs only spend their money on rent and food. Why bother.
You're right. There is no way
YOU will be able to make any friends.