Girl's BF slammed me as I was walking out of the bar...

[Knicknack]

I had hit on this HB7 earlier in the night. She was standing alone and looking bored so I decided to give her a little convo. She wasn't really interested so I moved on. I consumed a few more drinks and saw her later in the night talking with a couple guys. I figured they were just trying to hit on her. Again, she was looking bored, so I walked up to her and go, "these guys look like they are boring you." Again, she was unresponsive to me so I quickly bolted. As I was leaving the bar one of those 2 guys said, "hey, my friend here thinks you have a small penis."

I couldn't think of anything funny to say so I took the low road and got in his face. He was not going to do anything and the bouncer broke it up pretty quick. In retrospect I should have said something like, "does it hurt knowing that I got that far with your girl?"

 

[Tyler]

Originally posted by Knicknack
I couldn't think of anything funny to say so I took the low road and got in his face.

Don't be that guy.

 

[One on One]

Don't even worry about thinking about anything funny to say in those situations. What I do if I don't have a smart comeback is I just say something like, "oh, is that right?" Say it with an attitude that says you don't give a **** about what he says and it doesn't bother you.

 

[comote]

I would say that if you can't think fast enough to make a comeback just blow it off. I always just say oh well. The comeback you mentioned was not good because you really did not get anywhere with her.
A better one might be
if the friend was the girl:
What she doesn't know won't hurt her
Well she knows you have a small penis
If the friend was the guy:
You guys seem very interested in my penis, You guys should head over to the gay club, you might find what you like over there.
Anyways just play the ****y and funny card and the guy will get burned.
If I am particularly dumbfounded by what someone says I just look at them and laugh saying, oh good one, you spend all night thinking that one up.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by Knicknack
As I was leaving the bar one of those 2 guys said, "hey, my friend here thinks you have a small penis."

I couldn't think of anything funny to say

"My penis is the most important thing to me and it should be the least important thing to you."

 

[Unregistered]

I would have whipped mine out and BEAT him with it!!!!!

 

[Ronin I]

"Ok then -maybe you should ask you friend why he cares so much about my penis.

I'm sorry to disappoint you guys but I don't get down like that".

Then leave.

 

[Knicknack]

I could have used a line I heard Tony Soprano say in season 4.

"You got a big mouth on you, did you suck your dad's d|ck with it?"

or just point to his guy friend and say the same thing, but "do you suck his d|ck with it?"

 

[drZaius09]

I don't see a reason to verbally spar with an idiot like that. My first inclination is to be funny, whether it be at my own expense or not. I would've laughed out loud and said "He might be on to something there!" What the f*ck do you care if they think your penis is small?

 

[MDgood]

Christ, this would have been an easy one to shut them down, embarass them, and ensure that neither says anything else to you for the rest of the night.

I would have given the best quizzical look I could have to them and said, "Why the hell are you thinking about my penis?" Then turned and walked. It's all in the look.

 

[Derek Flint]

"hey, my friend here thinks you have a small penis."


My comeback would have been: "So your friend is in a club full of women and he's thinking about a guy's penis?"

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

A classic example of "d!ck fear".

Another bunch of neanderthals who are insecure about the size of their d!cks so they gotta comment on yours.

Blow it off with some C&F.

The Bad Ass Canadian