I was thinking of saying something like "do you want to be one of my hoes?" the next time she asks.
This is some girl you haven't yet done anything with, right?
Your line is a pretty good one, I think. If she's already said it a few times, you could say your line like this (sarcastically): "What is it with all this "hoes" talk? You
wanna be one of my hoes or something?"
"Not at all!"
Wait for her to chill a bit.
"My hors are hot!"
Whoah, that's some pretty heavyduty neggage. She better be pretty attractive if you're gonna say that to her. (If she's not hot, I can't see it working out too well.)
I wouldn't try a sarcastic approach...it sounds like she would likely beat you at the sarcasm thing. Never verbally spar with a woman who is better at that than you are...it never turns out good.
How are you supposed to get better then?
You wanna improve at basketball, you take on players BETTER than yourself. You wann get better at a pool, you play people BETTER than you. Why would it be any different with verbally sparring with women? In my experience, chicks are usually not as quick wits as guys, so it's not hard to verbally "outduel" them. But even if they are better than you, that's how you improve.