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Funny Joke/Opener from Ask Men

Hellomisslady

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Just saw this on Askmen.com, it was posted just as a joke but I think it could be great used as an opener:


A rather confident man, walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"

And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."


The dialogue probably wont go exactly like that but I think it has potential, what about you guys?
 

MurdocNiccals

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Yeah, remember guys, real life conversations always follow scripts to a T!

If you are lucky enough that she spontaneously asks you what you are doing, then spontaneously asks what's so special about the watch, then spontanously asks you what it's telling you, then maybe you are onto something.
 

Hellomisslady

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Feel free to never try it. I posted it because it was funny, maybe you shouldn't take it so seriously.
 

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Other smooth pickup lines

Did it hurt? When you fell out the ugly tree?

Man, your hair is so pretty. Your arm hair, I mean

You look like you could use some d!ck....any d!ck
 

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HolyG said:
Other smooth pickup lines

Did it hurt? When you fell out the ugly tree?

Man, your hair is so pretty. Your arm hair, I mean

You look like you could use some d!ck....any d!ck
Yes, all of these would work as well as the original post.

My personal favourite:

" That dress is very becoming of you"

HB: "Thank you"

"Yes, if I was that dress, I'd be coming too"


Try that one out on the ladies and see how you go!
 

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jesus christ i swear that website is seems to have a 100% content of utter bullsh*t.
 
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