d!ckmojo
Senior Don Juan
This guy called Tom accused my of trying to tune his girlfriend. I said to him:
"There is a story of brilliant, magical bird, which flies ten thousand miles from over the seas to beyond the mountains. During its journeys, it will eat nothing but fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, and drink nothing but water from the spring of eternal life.
Now it so happened that there was an owl who had gotten hold of the stinking carcass of a dead rat. As the owl was about to devour this morsel, he heard the piercing beautiful cry of the brilliant magical bird flying past far above him, and he looked up at it and said 'shoo!'.
Now that you have this girlfriend of yours, are you trying to 'shoo!' me too?"
"There is a story of brilliant, magical bird, which flies ten thousand miles from over the seas to beyond the mountains. During its journeys, it will eat nothing but fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, and drink nothing but water from the spring of eternal life.
Now it so happened that there was an owl who had gotten hold of the stinking carcass of a dead rat. As the owl was about to devour this morsel, he heard the piercing beautiful cry of the brilliant magical bird flying past far above him, and he looked up at it and said 'shoo!'.
Now that you have this girlfriend of yours, are you trying to 'shoo!' me too?"