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Master Don Juan
Well, I went on two dates in the past two days.
Girl One: I'm just not attracted to this girl. She was looking pretty hot yesterday, but I dunno, there's something weird or awkward. I'm going to friend zone (the first cute girl of my life!) I mean, my standards are too high, but I'm not attracted to her.
We ended up writing poetry with crayons and dropping it in random people's mailboxes (well, just outside the mailbox, since putting inside would be a federal crime). It was a lot of fun, had some coffee some nice conversation. But just no. I hope she has hot friends. Damn, why didn't I go out with her and her friends?
Girl Two: Man, I'm attracted to this chick, but she's so odd, and rigid. That's not to say I don't like her personality, I find her fascinating. She's also pretty cute (blue eyes, blonde hair, a bit taller than me but I don't like that). The bigger problem is, I know her sister, and I was sorta friends with her sister's friend. Both the sister and her friend think this girl is SOOOOOOOOOOOO weird. Honestly, and listen to what a wimp I am, I just going to feel embarrassed if I ever even kiss her, because they will look at me with total disgust and wonder if I'm an idiot.
I'm going to LJBF this chick too out of pure embarrassment! Oh man, I'm such an idiot. It doesn't make any logical sense that I should care, but I do! I never realized that I desire a women the way guys desire an attractive car... sigh, I'm such an idiot.
So I met a brother of hers today and we all went for a walk together. It was really nice, and a gorgeous day. It's over with this one though.
What if I could find a perfect 10, but she was only a perfect 10 in my eyes. To everyone else she were a fat, ugly, skanky, biatch? It sounds stupid, but I am so sensitive to what other people think, and since I apparently desire women as objects to show off to friends, I don't think I would take a perfect 10 in that situation.
Man, that's stupid.
Girl 3: I emailed her a while ago. She's like a 6, but a great personality. I have a friend who has slept with around 40 women. He says what matters to him isn't looks but a girl's "niceness." He's so right, a nice girl is a priceless thing. So today, she said, "sorry I haven't emailed you back. I've been really busy with blah blah building a set." I tried to play it off, I said "that's cool. Don't worry about it." What do you think, guys? Usually when I try to play it off, it fails miserably. It sounds really insincere, they suspect that I'm hurt or mad, which I suppose I am. I mean, not to use a cliché but how many seconds does it take to write an email?! Sigh, when I just say, "oh, that's really a shame" (aka, something like how I actually feel) 1.) I'm not giving her a green light to do whatever she wants 2.) I'm not failing her shyt test 3.) It's more honest.
I'm in orchestra with this girl - I HATE BEING SO VISIBLE! I am such a chump, but seriously, I abhor the thought of picking up a girl in a big group, and then becoming "the couple" of the group. Or even of thousands of rumors floating around, preventing me from having sex with anybody else in the ensemble! I hate that sh!t!! As usual, I exaggerate out of proportion, and I'm worrying about how I feel after I do what I want, rather than doing what I want.
Siiiggggh, I'm frustrated guys. If I could just approaching women with Shezz's "what's the time" bit I wouldn't even care about these chicks. I would pull off my second cold approach ever, that wasn't totally filled with tricks and ruses.
Ok, there's another rambling, incoherent post for you. If you read this far, you are a saint. Thank you,
Izza
Girl One: I'm just not attracted to this girl. She was looking pretty hot yesterday, but I dunno, there's something weird or awkward. I'm going to friend zone (the first cute girl of my life!) I mean, my standards are too high, but I'm not attracted to her.
We ended up writing poetry with crayons and dropping it in random people's mailboxes (well, just outside the mailbox, since putting inside would be a federal crime). It was a lot of fun, had some coffee some nice conversation. But just no. I hope she has hot friends. Damn, why didn't I go out with her and her friends?
Girl Two: Man, I'm attracted to this chick, but she's so odd, and rigid. That's not to say I don't like her personality, I find her fascinating. She's also pretty cute (blue eyes, blonde hair, a bit taller than me but I don't like that). The bigger problem is, I know her sister, and I was sorta friends with her sister's friend. Both the sister and her friend think this girl is SOOOOOOOOOOOO weird. Honestly, and listen to what a wimp I am, I just going to feel embarrassed if I ever even kiss her, because they will look at me with total disgust and wonder if I'm an idiot.
I'm going to LJBF this chick too out of pure embarrassment! Oh man, I'm such an idiot. It doesn't make any logical sense that I should care, but I do! I never realized that I desire a women the way guys desire an attractive car... sigh, I'm such an idiot.
So I met a brother of hers today and we all went for a walk together. It was really nice, and a gorgeous day. It's over with this one though.
What if I could find a perfect 10, but she was only a perfect 10 in my eyes. To everyone else she were a fat, ugly, skanky, biatch? It sounds stupid, but I am so sensitive to what other people think, and since I apparently desire women as objects to show off to friends, I don't think I would take a perfect 10 in that situation.
Man, that's stupid.
Girl 3: I emailed her a while ago. She's like a 6, but a great personality. I have a friend who has slept with around 40 women. He says what matters to him isn't looks but a girl's "niceness." He's so right, a nice girl is a priceless thing. So today, she said, "sorry I haven't emailed you back. I've been really busy with blah blah building a set." I tried to play it off, I said "that's cool. Don't worry about it." What do you think, guys? Usually when I try to play it off, it fails miserably. It sounds really insincere, they suspect that I'm hurt or mad, which I suppose I am. I mean, not to use a cliché but how many seconds does it take to write an email?! Sigh, when I just say, "oh, that's really a shame" (aka, something like how I actually feel) 1.) I'm not giving her a green light to do whatever she wants 2.) I'm not failing her shyt test 3.) It's more honest.
I'm in orchestra with this girl - I HATE BEING SO VISIBLE! I am such a chump, but seriously, I abhor the thought of picking up a girl in a big group, and then becoming "the couple" of the group. Or even of thousands of rumors floating around, preventing me from having sex with anybody else in the ensemble! I hate that sh!t!! As usual, I exaggerate out of proportion, and I'm worrying about how I feel after I do what I want, rather than doing what I want.
Siiiggggh, I'm frustrated guys. If I could just approaching women with Shezz's "what's the time" bit I wouldn't even care about these chicks. I would pull off my second cold approach ever, that wasn't totally filled with tricks and ruses.
Ok, there's another rambling, incoherent post for you. If you read this far, you are a saint. Thank you,
Izza