FR: This was Awesome!!!

[G-Man UK]

Quality FR m8, I'm just gonna pick out a few of my favourites!

Me: Can you catch love?
HB9: Why?
Me: (pointing towards my crotch) Theres 2 Ballz coming your way.
HB9: Laughing - Where did you get that one from?
Me: The same place you got your shoes - the joke shop.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Me: Excuse me love - where did you get your haircut?
HB9.5: Why?
Me: Because it looks like the Butchers been cutting it.
HB9.5: - Hit me on arm
Me: hehehe - ye go get a proper haircut

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Pure Quality m8 LOL

 

[JJMcLure]

Holy crap. I read this because I just read your latest FR.

I actually laughed out loud when at the part where you insult (not neg-hit) the chicks.

The shoe insult and the butcher shop insult. Pure hilarity.

Seriously, funny stuff.

 

[quest]

not real sure about ur techniques.

i did like the internet dancing line.. prob a bit early to use it mind you..

but it is good to see a field report all the same.

 

[affliction]

Me: Where did you learn how to dance? The Internet?

Haha. I think this is actually a good neg. Yeah, it's an insult, but it's too funny to take offense to. It's a shame you wasted it on the LSE chick. Steer clear of those! I think it'd get a good reaction from a normal girl.

 

[bbestar]

i think im goin to start doin insults to random girls...

then once they frown... I just smile...and just say,, im just fVcking with you

 

[King of You]

lol i wanna hear more about special K. poor guy

 

[h2o]

:crackup:

hahahaha, that whole FR was hilarious.

 

[kk2004]

Ic

What if I took my gurl to a club and some guy whose bigger than me, much bigger than me made my gf cry like ur story. I would get mad too. And what would arguing do. Well the fact she's crying over some dumb shi*t like that is retarted. But what if he was bothering her, and my gf told him to stop and he wouldnt. It would be my responsibilty to get him to stop. BUt i cant fight the guy cuz ill lose, but i guess its my job to close my eyes and swing anyway. How would i stop a guy from bothering my gf in a club? Im very skinny.

And i dont want to avoid the clubs out of fear thats retarted.

 

[isotope]

RE:^^^^

you could tell the bouncers on him

or just start the fight but make sure the bouncers are nearby and see you. That way they will break it up before you get your ass kicked.

and make sure he doesnt have any friends nearby

 

[mrRuckus]

Re: Ic

Originally posted by kk2004
It would be my responsibilty to get him to stop.

Is your girlfriend not an adult?