Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
Ok so its Saturday morning and i am sitting at work having only had 2 hours sleep.
So Friday night.
My local pub has been closed for the past 4 weeks being refurbished by new owners. It opened last night. So me and some mates agree to head down there for a few then we go to this party at a friends house....not big....just a get to gether of about 10 mates.
Anyways. An ex of mine (she hangs around me not the other way round) turns up and she manages to bring along 2 of her friends. One HB 7 and one was a UG 4. (Naturally it was your old fashioned c0ckblock/HB setup.)
Anyways. So my ex doesnt introduce them to anyone. They just sit down with a drink.
So i lean over and introduce myself. I then carried on to introduce everyone else. I was taking control of the situation. We were in the pub for the next hour or so where i was starting and controlling all the convo with the girls.
After this we are make way to our friends. I was driving along with another friend so we gave everyone lifts (I dont drink btw). It was nice to see the HB who i had been chatting up all the time wanted to go with me and my mate.
We went for a joint but it was me, my wing and the HB and UG. I thought of pulling something out the bag there and then with my wing there but I decided i had all night and it was still early days.
Next we are watching a film in the lounge at my mates. The UG goes to sleep on a couch....leaving my HB ****block free.....excellent.
She was sitting with her legs on mine. At this point i used a trick i have done a few times.....It always works but is cheeky as fvck!
I slid my foot inbetween her thighs and started rubbing her virgina threw her trousers with my foot. She looked over as if to say....I know what your doing and I like it.
I carry on. She starts to get a little flustered as i sutley play away. Soon she says she was going to the toliet...my rekoning is that she couldnt take much more of it. She came back and sat on me lieing down on the couch with me. All the time my ex was giving me the "You had better not" look.
After the film and some light kino i decide its time for action. I arranged earlier in the night that the HB/UG could stay at my place....Getting them to seperate was like blood from a stone. (Apart from when UG was sleeping)
We head back to mine and i show them where they are sleeping. I isolate HB and say to UG she will join you in a min. At this point I kiss close. I then agree with her that she should go back up to the UG....wait for her to fall asleep then come join me. We put it in action. While im waiting i receive a shirty text off my ex as i guess she had heard the news I have left with her mates. She said Touch them and I will hurt you. Sent reply asking if that was a promise....
Anyways....disaster.....HB told UG that she wants to sleep with me. At this point the latest in c0ckblock technolagy comes into effect. She tells HB she will be a slut if she sleeps with me and talks about another guy she was seeing....blah blah blah...
HB comes down to tell me that she cant stay with me and doesnt want to be a slut and mess up a friendship. I tried to convince her otherwise but didnt want to seem desprate so i left it. DAM C0CKBLOCKS!
So they sleep separate and by now its 4am....I go to bed.....really pissed off....didnt show it thow.
Got her msn. I will have this girl in bed by the end of the week. When the bastard c0ckblock aint around......
Sarge On!
So Friday night.
My local pub has been closed for the past 4 weeks being refurbished by new owners. It opened last night. So me and some mates agree to head down there for a few then we go to this party at a friends house....not big....just a get to gether of about 10 mates.
Anyways. An ex of mine (she hangs around me not the other way round) turns up and she manages to bring along 2 of her friends. One HB 7 and one was a UG 4. (Naturally it was your old fashioned c0ckblock/HB setup.)
Anyways. So my ex doesnt introduce them to anyone. They just sit down with a drink.
So i lean over and introduce myself. I then carried on to introduce everyone else. I was taking control of the situation. We were in the pub for the next hour or so where i was starting and controlling all the convo with the girls.
After this we are make way to our friends. I was driving along with another friend so we gave everyone lifts (I dont drink btw). It was nice to see the HB who i had been chatting up all the time wanted to go with me and my mate.
We went for a joint but it was me, my wing and the HB and UG. I thought of pulling something out the bag there and then with my wing there but I decided i had all night and it was still early days.
Next we are watching a film in the lounge at my mates. The UG goes to sleep on a couch....leaving my HB ****block free.....excellent.
She was sitting with her legs on mine. At this point i used a trick i have done a few times.....It always works but is cheeky as fvck!
I slid my foot inbetween her thighs and started rubbing her virgina threw her trousers with my foot. She looked over as if to say....I know what your doing and I like it.
I carry on. She starts to get a little flustered as i sutley play away. Soon she says she was going to the toliet...my rekoning is that she couldnt take much more of it. She came back and sat on me lieing down on the couch with me. All the time my ex was giving me the "You had better not" look.
After the film and some light kino i decide its time for action. I arranged earlier in the night that the HB/UG could stay at my place....Getting them to seperate was like blood from a stone. (Apart from when UG was sleeping)
We head back to mine and i show them where they are sleeping. I isolate HB and say to UG she will join you in a min. At this point I kiss close. I then agree with her that she should go back up to the UG....wait for her to fall asleep then come join me. We put it in action. While im waiting i receive a shirty text off my ex as i guess she had heard the news I have left with her mates. She said Touch them and I will hurt you. Sent reply asking if that was a promise....
Anyways....disaster.....HB told UG that she wants to sleep with me. At this point the latest in c0ckblock technolagy comes into effect. She tells HB she will be a slut if she sleeps with me and talks about another guy she was seeing....blah blah blah...
HB comes down to tell me that she cant stay with me and doesnt want to be a slut and mess up a friendship. I tried to convince her otherwise but didnt want to seem desprate so i left it. DAM C0CKBLOCKS!
So they sleep separate and by now its 4am....I go to bed.....really pissed off....didnt show it thow.
Got her msn. I will have this girl in bed by the end of the week. When the bastard c0ckblock aint around......
Sarge On!
