Started using the Tinder app last week. Basically swiped "right" on every girl I saw, we're talking probably 1000 of them, then weeded out the matches I didn't really want.
In a prior thread I said I thought I had 100 matches, looked again and it's only about 70. I "opened" every single one of them with a canned line. Started talking with about a dozen.
This particular chick is 27 and lives close by. 11 years younger which is my current record (prev was 10 years) We hit it off on Tinder and bantered pretty well, set up a date. I'm only 5'8 but didn't ask about height because I thought it would convey insecurity. So we set up a drinks date near her -- she chose the place -- and I showed up in fairly decent clothes.
She arrived in (probably fake) leather boots and a short black dress, very sexy. Fortunately she's only 5'3 so height wasn't an issue, but I went in to the place thinking "Please don't let her be super tall or this is gonna be silly." Which is one downside of Tinder, little info. (Having said that, I've dated chicks ranging from 5'9 to 6'0 and the taller the chick usually the less she cares, but I digress).
Anyway she started pounding shots like crazy. We had like 5 shots each in the first bar. She was quite cute, 7 face. Later I was to find that she had a tight 7 body, small tits but great ass, for an overall solid HB7 rating. This is higher than my usual OKC and POF girl who runs from 5-6.
So we're drinking and I bounce her to another place and we drink some more. She's actually quite smart and we talk about abstruse things like evolutionary psych and quantum entanglement and sh*t, I kid you not. Until she started getting really drunk and slurring her words, then the intellectual discussion sort of faltered. She tells me that she had two prior Tinder dates in the past several days but they did not go well. She didn't elaborate.
At one point she said something like, "It's nice to go out with someone who actually looks like his pictures" and then took my hand and put it up her dress on her inner thigh. LOL damn I'm pretty average so I don't know what kinds of pics most guys put up.
Then I drove her back to her place and we went inside. We basically went straight to the bedroom and she had her clothes off very quickly. She was super wet, totally shaved and we banged it out right there, lights on, no foreplay at all. She liked being choked and asked if someday I'd tie her up.
We started out with condoms. I always have a hard time coming after drinking that much so we banged for quite awhile, she was super loud and bouncing all over, we practically fell off the bed on a couple of occasions. At points it seemed a little like overacting though, like she was trying to be a porn star.
Then I got tired so we stopped and talked for awhile, went online and checked out online dating profiles on OKC which we're also on (94% match
), and then banged some more. Repeat. Eventually we ended up doing it without rubbers, she said she was on the pill, but still probably not the wisest on my part. Great feeling p*ssy though and eventually I unloaded.
She had a bunch of opioid pills (codeine maybe?) for some wrist injury she had awhile back and we took a couple. Dropped off to sleep, spent the night, slept terribly despite feeling relaxed. Woke up this morning. Gotta take a nap.
Overall good, we have plans for Sat. One nice thing about the girl is that she likes drugs, as do I. Not crazy **** like meth and heroin but acid, pills, coke, ecstasy, sh*t like that. It's hard to find chicks online who do anything more than smoke pot these days.
So anyway, I have another date tonight but it's from POF and the chick isn't nearly as cute. But guaranteed lay, knock on wood. Just gotta rest up cause I'm beat.
In a prior thread I said I thought I had 100 matches, looked again and it's only about 70. I "opened" every single one of them with a canned line. Started talking with about a dozen.
This particular chick is 27 and lives close by. 11 years younger which is my current record (prev was 10 years) We hit it off on Tinder and bantered pretty well, set up a date. I'm only 5'8 but didn't ask about height because I thought it would convey insecurity. So we set up a drinks date near her -- she chose the place -- and I showed up in fairly decent clothes.
She arrived in (probably fake) leather boots and a short black dress, very sexy. Fortunately she's only 5'3 so height wasn't an issue, but I went in to the place thinking "Please don't let her be super tall or this is gonna be silly." Which is one downside of Tinder, little info. (Having said that, I've dated chicks ranging from 5'9 to 6'0 and the taller the chick usually the less she cares, but I digress).
Anyway she started pounding shots like crazy. We had like 5 shots each in the first bar. She was quite cute, 7 face. Later I was to find that she had a tight 7 body, small tits but great ass, for an overall solid HB7 rating. This is higher than my usual OKC and POF girl who runs from 5-6.
So we're drinking and I bounce her to another place and we drink some more. She's actually quite smart and we talk about abstruse things like evolutionary psych and quantum entanglement and sh*t, I kid you not. Until she started getting really drunk and slurring her words, then the intellectual discussion sort of faltered. She tells me that she had two prior Tinder dates in the past several days but they did not go well. She didn't elaborate.
At one point she said something like, "It's nice to go out with someone who actually looks like his pictures" and then took my hand and put it up her dress on her inner thigh. LOL damn I'm pretty average so I don't know what kinds of pics most guys put up.
Then I drove her back to her place and we went inside. We basically went straight to the bedroom and she had her clothes off very quickly. She was super wet, totally shaved and we banged it out right there, lights on, no foreplay at all. She liked being choked and asked if someday I'd tie her up.
We started out with condoms. I always have a hard time coming after drinking that much so we banged for quite awhile, she was super loud and bouncing all over, we practically fell off the bed on a couple of occasions. At points it seemed a little like overacting though, like she was trying to be a porn star.
Then I got tired so we stopped and talked for awhile, went online and checked out online dating profiles on OKC which we're also on (94% match
), and then banged some more. Repeat. Eventually we ended up doing it without rubbers, she said she was on the pill, but still probably not the wisest on my part. Great feeling p*ssy though and eventually I unloaded.She had a bunch of opioid pills (codeine maybe?) for some wrist injury she had awhile back and we took a couple. Dropped off to sleep, spent the night, slept terribly despite feeling relaxed. Woke up this morning. Gotta take a nap.
Overall good, we have plans for Sat. One nice thing about the girl is that she likes drugs, as do I. Not crazy **** like meth and heroin but acid, pills, coke, ecstasy, sh*t like that. It's hard to find chicks online who do anything more than smoke pot these days.
So anyway, I have another date tonight but it's from POF and the chick isn't nearly as cute. But guaranteed lay, knock on wood. Just gotta rest up cause I'm beat.
