IrReSiStIbLe
Senior Don Juan
Man, what a day…! Just thought I should tell you guys what happened to me today at work so that you could get a few ideas…
Ok, firstly, I work at a fish&chips shop near my house, the place is hardly busy, money is ****.. but money is money.. so I cant really complain… ok, to the point, this chick also works with me.. shes about an 8.5/10… cute.. we’re friends, nothing more… well, things were getting bored and suddenly this 9/10 chick walks into the shop.. man, she was f*cking cute… without even thinking I came up to her, greeted her and asked how she is… did it in such a confident manner I looked like the owner..lol…
.. she ordered what she wanted and I straight away gave it to her… I then pursued the following convo with her..:
ME: So, how was your day?
HER: Alright thanx.. on my way back from gym…
ME: Cool, and what are you doing tonight?
HER: don’t know.
ME: wanna do something?
HER: Sorry?
ME: Whats you number, I’ll give u a call some time this w/e… (gives me her number)
ME: cool ( she looked shocked..! I was TWICE as shocked, trust me…!!)
ME: ok, then we’ll speak soon, cya later…
HER: cya.
She leaves the shop, I’ll call her in two/three days… the chick that works with me told me she thinks she(the 9/10) likes me… hehe
Ok, now to the weird $hit… after an hour this group of four 24 year old guys walk in.. I know one of them coz he used to work as a security guard at our school… we said hi, shook hands, spoke for 5 minutes and back to work… they get all noisy arguing what each is going to eat… then she(the chick that works with me whose 21 btw…) walks in from the kitchen and the ex security guard I know walks up to her and says “Hello my friend! How u doin babe!?” She smiles at him out of politeness and says shes ok… then once they sit down his friend yells “oi, babe, you have a boyfriend?” that’s when I was telling myself…’haha they stuffed up..’ but outa the blue she responds with a “no, im single” (LIAR!! SHE FVCKING HAS A BOYFRIEND!! I KNOW HIM!!!) I was SOOO F*cking shocked.,..! you’ve got no idea… they hit on her throughout the whole meal… they finish the meal, and payed. Instead of $3.20, she accidently gives them $2.20… the ex security guard dude then starts mocking her and telling her he’s gonna buy her a calculator and that she should take extra maths lessons blah blah blah..(bastard! That’s when I KNEW they are gonna f*ck it up…) she seemed embarrest… I stood up for her telling them they shouldn’t make a big deal out of it etc… and then, the friend pops the statement: “you know, you should come out with us some night…. We can certainly do stuff…*winks*” AND WHAT THE **** DOES SHE SAY..?? yes, you got it right… she says “yes” notwithstanding the fact that they acted like bastards and made fun out of her… after they leave I look at her with disgrace and ask her why the f*ck did she say yes in spite of having a b/f and why didn’t she tell them… and what did she say..?.: “I just think the way they did it was cute, they seem like cool guys…” that’s it… from then on she didn’t mention it… that just proves that women are f*cked up *****e$ that like men who are MEN who have courage and who treat them like $hit… oh man… what a day…
Ok, firstly, I work at a fish&chips shop near my house, the place is hardly busy, money is ****.. but money is money.. so I cant really complain… ok, to the point, this chick also works with me.. shes about an 8.5/10… cute.. we’re friends, nothing more… well, things were getting bored and suddenly this 9/10 chick walks into the shop.. man, she was f*cking cute… without even thinking I came up to her, greeted her and asked how she is… did it in such a confident manner I looked like the owner..lol…
.. she ordered what she wanted and I straight away gave it to her… I then pursued the following convo with her..:ME: So, how was your day?
HER: Alright thanx.. on my way back from gym…
ME: Cool, and what are you doing tonight?
HER: don’t know.
ME: wanna do something?
HER: Sorry?
ME: Whats you number, I’ll give u a call some time this w/e… (gives me her number)
ME: cool ( she looked shocked..! I was TWICE as shocked, trust me…!!
) ME: ok, then we’ll speak soon, cya later…
HER: cya.
She leaves the shop, I’ll call her in two/three days…
the chick that works with me told me she thinks she(the 9/10) likes me… heheOk, now to the weird $hit… after an hour this group of four 24 year old guys walk in.. I know one of them coz he used to work as a security guard at our school… we said hi, shook hands, spoke for 5 minutes and back to work… they get all noisy arguing what each is going to eat… then she(the chick that works with me whose 21 btw…) walks in from the kitchen and the ex security guard I know walks up to her and says “Hello my friend! How u doin babe!?
” She smiles at him out of politeness and says shes ok… then once they sit down his friend yells “oi, babe, you have a boyfriend?” that’s when I was telling myself…’haha they stuffed up..’ but outa the blue she responds with a “no, im single” (LIAR!! SHE FVCKING HAS A BOYFRIEND!! I KNOW HIM!!!) I was SOOO F*cking shocked.,..! you’ve got no idea… they hit on her throughout the whole meal… they finish the meal, and payed. Instead of $3.20, she accidently gives them $2.20… the ex security guard dude then starts mocking her and telling her he’s gonna buy her a calculator and that she should take extra maths lessons blah blah blah..(bastard! That’s when I KNEW they are gonna f*ck it up…) she seemed embarrest… I stood up for her telling them they shouldn’t make a big deal out of it etc… and then, the friend pops the statement: “you know, you should come out with us some night…. We can certainly do stuff…*winks*” AND WHAT THE **** DOES SHE SAY..?? yes, you got it right… she says “yes” notwithstanding the fact that they acted like bastards and made fun out of her… after they leave I look at her with disgrace and ask her why the f*ck did she say yes in spite of having a b/f and why didn’t she tell them… and what did she say..?.: “I just think the way they did it was cute, they seem like cool guys…” that’s it… from then on she didn’t mention it… that just proves that women are f*cked up *****e$ that like men who are MEN who have courage and who treat them like $hit… oh man… what a day… 