female, psychologist grad student gave me a test and i think i failed.lol

[imleashedup]

I met this girl whose a psychology grad student, and we get a long very well, her interest level in me is f^cking high. She asks me if i'll take a rorschach(ink blot) test. Says she really wants to get to know me. She also says it won't take very long to take, so i go along with, doesn't seem like a big deal to me

today i got this email

Ya your results kinda scared me, so I
thought I shouldn't talk to you anymore... I
don't know...I think it might be better that
way... maybe you should take some time and
seek some professional help...not from me
because of the obvious, just in case you
don't know what the obvious is... I'm not a
professional yet...haha... anyways... i
suggest that you do that as soon as
possible... have fun watching the game...I
will do the same...bye

take care and God Bless

Nancy

i'm not really sure how to respond to that.

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by imleashedup
I met this girl whose a psychology grad student, and we get a long very well, her interest level in me is f^cking high. She asks me if i'll take a rorschach(ink blot) test. Says she really wants to get to know me. She also says it won't take very long to take, so i go along with, doesn't seem like a big deal to me

today i got this email

Ya your results kinda scared me, so I
thought I shouldn't talk to you anymore... I
don't know...I think it might be better that
way... maybe you should take some time and
seek some professional help...not from me
because of the obvious, just in case you
don't know what the obvious is... I'm not a
professional yet...haha... anyways... i
suggest that you do that as soon as
possible... have fun watching the game...I
will do the same...bye

take care and God Bless

Nancy

i'm not really sure how to respond to that.

reply to her with


MUHAHAHAHHHAA!

 

[golf299]

you shouldn't respond to it - she's a crackpot. look, if she's going to tell you to seriously seek professional help after she gave you some "psychology test", then i believe she should really look into her own advice...

 

[diablo]

I'd ask her what her learned opinion was regarding the results. By the way, what answers did you give? Usually saying "that one looks like a baby being torn in half", and "those look like the lips of a big vagina" aren't answers that will get you very far...

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Okay, just so that nobody gets confused, here is a transcript of the psychological test:

Nancy: Let's get started.
imleashedup: Okay.
Nancy: (holds up ink blot) What do you see in this picture?
imleashedup: Okay, um... it looks like a man pouring acid over a woman's head.
Nancy: Uhh... all right. (holds up another ink blot) What about this one?
imleashedup: That is the Baal, the Lord of Evil, feasting on the flesh of nubile 9-year-old girls!
Nancy: (sweating, holding up another ink blot) And this?
imleashedup: That's definitely a pair of puppies...
Nancy: (sighs with relief)
imleashedup: ... being crushed beneath my boots!
Nancy: Umm... (looks for exits)
imleashedup: How am I doing so far?
Nancy: I'll send you an email!

 

[imleashedup]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Okay, just so that nobody gets confused, here is a transcript of the psychological test:

Nancy: Let's get started.
imleashedup: Okay.
Nancy: (holds up ink blot) What do you see in this picture?
imleashedup: Okay, um... it looks like a man pouring acid over a woman's head.
Nancy: Uhh... all right. (holds up another ink blot) What about this one?
imleashedup: That is the Baal, the Lord of Evil, feasting on the flesh of nubile 9-year-old girls!
Nancy: (sweating, holding up another ink blot) And this?
imleashedup: That's definitely a pair of puppies...
Nancy: (sighs with relief)
imleashedup: ... being crushed beneath my boots!
Nancy: Umm... (looks for exits)
imleashedup: How am I doing so far?
Nancy: I'll send you an email!

lol, ummm.....i think that's how it went. i think the best response would be none, cuz thats some pretty retarded mess

 

[DeathDealer]

This is the case of "being too ****y and funny" - you were just doing that dude, trying to not take her serious but giving middle school answers.

If you weren't being C+f, yeah you probably got some anger issues and may need to talk to someone.

If you're asking for an answer on how to respond: Don't.

 

[Caldus]

Yeah forget about this girl. She's crazy.

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Curious about rorschach test?

You can take a similar one here: http://www.stupidstuff.org/main/rorschach.htm

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by DeathDealer
This is the case of "being too ****y and funny" - you were just doing that dude, trying to not take her serious but giving middle school answers.

If you weren't being C+f, yeah you probably got some anger issues and may need to talk to someone.

If you're asking for an answer on how to respond: Don't.

Dude, I made that up. I have no idea what he really said to her.

 

[milkman]

Originally posted by imleashedup
I met this girl whose a psychology grad student, and we get a long very well, her interest level in me is f^cking high. She asks me if i'll take a rorschach(ink blot) test. Says she really wants to get to know me. She also says it won't take very long to take, so i go along with, doesn't seem like a big deal to me

today i got this email

Ya your results kinda scared me, so I
thought I shouldn't talk to you anymore... I
don't know...I think it might be better that
way... maybe you should take some time and
seek some professional help...not from me
because of the obvious, just in case you
don't know what the obvious is... I'm not a
professional yet...haha... anyways... i
suggest that you do that as soon as
possible... have fun watching the game...I
will do the same...bye

take care and God Bless

Nancy

i'm not really sure how to respond to that.

Hi Nancy, thanks for your mail. Seems like I really need some professionell help. Do you know a good masseuse? During the massage I would like to have fun watching the basketball game on saturday. Therefore, it would be great if she could come over to my place.

Talk to me!

 

[rgeere]

That's total BS ... A psychologist with all of his/her nuts and bolts properly screwed in would never base such a biased assumption on something such as 'an inkblot test.'

I think she is a total cornball ...

 

[Avatar]

lol funny shiat. I would forget about her asap.

 

[Chris Gamble]

I'm a psych major and this girl is not normal. Stay away!

 

[MindOverMatter]

haha gio you're crazy

 

[biker_gixxer]

I don't know why you even bothered to take that test bro. She wants to get to know you via a rorschach(ink blot) test? Man please...

Your response to her (just to fuk with her) email should have been...

'you're just jealous because the voices talk to me'.

 

[insomniac]

I think she's just playing around with you, making a joke about you needing psychiatric help....flirting, basically. There's no way she could mean that seriously.

You should play along, such as the 'you're just jealous because the voices talk to me' line biker_gixxer suggested.

 

[milkman]

Originally posted by biker_gixxer
'you're just jealous because the voices talk to me'.

lol.. that´s a good one...

 

[StringShredder]

Hi <name of bytch>

I have received your e-mail and take it very, very seriously, because of your credentials as a graduate student in psychology. Because the result of the test is very significant to me, I would like to have it peer-reviewed by a senior faculty member or members, before I jump to the conclusion that I'm insane to the point of being frightening, and potentially dangerous, as you insinuate. The interpretation of such tests is at least somewhat subjective. Therefore it's understandable that I would like to have some additional expert eyes go over it before I make any big decisions and take action based on your conclusion alone, especially given that you are not yet a mental health care professional yet (by your own admission you have confidence that you can diagnose a mental illness, but not that you can treat it). In addition to requesting a completely independent review, I'm also going to request a meeting to which you be invited to explain how you came to the conclusions in your e-mail, and defend your reasoning, if necessary, by citing relevant literature and such, so be prepared!



Okay, now at this point she either caves in with the admission that she was kidding. If not, then follow through with the outlined actions. You're a man who does as he says he is about to do.

 

[wcknightjr]

Hey, at least this chick didn't tell you she was in the CIA, like one chick just did to me