Flabbergasped?
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 14, 2005
- Messages
- 541
- Reaction score
- 12
Haven't lost my v-card (seriously, like wtf). I'm tired of feeling inadequate.
Fvck MM, fvck david d, fvck all of that. It doesn't make sense to me that something as simple and commonplace as sex should take that much work.
I'm social, I work out, I have passions, blah blah blah. I don't really care about DHV, negs, all that crap. What I need to do is bust a nvt in a b!tch's face.
I'm not about to pay for it. I figure the fastest way is some drunken fool's mate lay at a college party or something like that. How do I do this?
I don't want an LTR, I don't want a lecture about the easy way out, w/e. I'm already working to be a DJ, but along the road, I want to jizz on someone's back.
This is getting ridiculous, because I have signiicantly lamer friends that, though they've hooked up w/ fewer girls, they've gotten more ass (i.e. any).
I'm tired of feeling like there's something wrong w/ me because I haven't banged anyone. If it wasn't for that one factor, I'd have the hugest ego, since I think I'm hot sh!t pretty much all the time. The one exception is when I come home on a Saturday night by myself and punch a couple of walls because the whole world's fvcked.
Someone give me a step-by-step on how to fool's mate at a party so I can bust my nut and go on w/ life. At least, if I get some, I'll stop talking to girls and focus on my midterms.
Fvck MM, fvck david d, fvck all of that. It doesn't make sense to me that something as simple and commonplace as sex should take that much work.
I'm social, I work out, I have passions, blah blah blah. I don't really care about DHV, negs, all that crap. What I need to do is bust a nvt in a b!tch's face.
I'm not about to pay for it. I figure the fastest way is some drunken fool's mate lay at a college party or something like that. How do I do this?
I don't want an LTR, I don't want a lecture about the easy way out, w/e. I'm already working to be a DJ, but along the road, I want to jizz on someone's back.
This is getting ridiculous, because I have signiicantly lamer friends that, though they've hooked up w/ fewer girls, they've gotten more ass (i.e. any).
I'm tired of feeling like there's something wrong w/ me because I haven't banged anyone. If it wasn't for that one factor, I'd have the hugest ego, since I think I'm hot sh!t pretty much all the time. The one exception is when I come home on a Saturday night by myself and punch a couple of walls because the whole world's fvcked.
Someone give me a step-by-step on how to fool's mate at a party so I can bust my nut and go on w/ life. At least, if I get some, I'll stop talking to girls and focus on my midterms.