F*cking funniest text from a chick

[yuppaz]

her: ok Mr Yuppaz (?Last name? so I can run a background check)...lol j/k
Me: ohhh, Miss XXXXX no trust it's Yuppaz XXXXX XXXXX, now it's your turn
her: well XXXX is actually my last name, first name Kenneth
Me:......... (didn't send this, didn't know what to say, I know she's a chick but is that her real first name? did her parents hate her, DID she have a bulge????? I wasn't THAT drunk)
Me: really? How did that happen?
Her: lmao hahahahha kidding it's XXXXXXX
I was cracking up, never had anyone do that to me before, that sh*t was pretty damn funny. She got some points for that.

 

[garruk]

must be a "you had to be there" sort of thing.

 

[CarlitosWay]

this is my idea of a funny text i got the other night.....
(after i messed around with a plate after hours at the local park , finger banged the hell out of her and nearly got caught in the act by a cop hehe)

after she gets home
"omg I just came all in my pants lol"

 

[yuppaz]

I thought it was hilarious. She was telling me she was a tranny or something and it caught me totally blindsided, the timing was perfect and I totally fell for it.

 

[omega05]

Cool story. Can you tell it again?

 

[wasted-nick]

Cool story. Can you tell it again?

BWAAAAAAHHAAAA!

 

[Ice882]

don't hate

 

[Joe Stud]

Yup: you mean she ACTUALLY said her first name was KENNETH???

Thats hilarious! Funniest thing I ever heard in my life!!

She ought to go on the road as a stand-up comedian. I'm LMAO here, it is insanely funny.

"My real name is Kenneth" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA








Guys::crazy: Shhhhhh

 

[HeyPachuco!]

Epic story, will read again.

 

[ChalengeGuyFan]

My first name is Linda!
















































lmao hahahahha kidding it's CGF

 

[Boxer]

I do the same thing sort of. I like to tell girls I meet that my middle name is Danger when the conversation leads to middle names hahaha they always find it funny.

 

[Kailex]

her: ok Mr Yuppaz (?Last name? so I can run a background check)...lol j/k
Me: ohhh, Miss XXXXX no trust it's Yuppaz XXXXX XXXXX, now it's your turn
her: well XXXX is actually my last name, first name Kenneth
Me:......... (didn't send this, didn't know what to say, I know she's a chick but is that her real first name? did her parents hate her, DID she have a bulge????? I wasn't THAT drunk)
Me: really? How did that happen?
Her: lmao hahahahha kidding it's XXXXXXX
I was cracking up, never had anyone do that to me before, that sh*t was pretty damn funny. She got some points for that.

Does her "real name" happen to be Annabell and her account is from PoF?

 

[yuppaz]

Kailix - No she's actually a smoking hot J-Lo look alike with huge tits, beautiful face and unreal @ss I picked up at a club. Damn, ok maybe it was only funny to me but some of you guys are seriously insecure @ssholes. Kind of sad really that you needed to go out of your way to say that sh*t. No wonder you suck with girls.

 

[scribblec]

Kailix - No she's actually a smoking hot J-Lo look alike with huge tits, beautiful face and unreal @ss I picked up at a club. Damn, ok maybe it was only funny to me but some of you guys are seriously insecure @ssholes. Kind of sad really that you needed to go out of your way to say that sh*t. No wonder you suck with girls.

wow your a fuking retard your 31 years old and your still going to clubs trying to find skanks, you then come here post a **** joke the first girl who gave u attention said... when people arent amused you go straight into a personal attack assuming everyone is **** with girls...

man go **** urself

 

[Strelok]

Kailix - No she's actually a smoking hot J-Lo look alike with huge tits, beautiful face and unreal @ss I picked up at a club. Damn, ok maybe it was only funny to me but some of you guys are seriously insecure @ssholes. Kind of sad really that you needed to go out of your way to say that sh*t. No wonder you suck with girls.

Calling names and ad hominem on people that disagree it's allowed only from girls,we expect something more creative and less b1tchy from a man.

 

[Night Owl]

Lost in translation somewhere....

 

[ChalengeGuyFan]

Kailix - No she's actually a smoking hot J-Lo look alike with huge tits, beautiful face and unreal @ss I picked up at a club. Damn, ok maybe it was only funny to me but some of you guys are seriously insecure @ssholes. Kind of sad really that you needed to go out of your way to say that sh*t. No wonder you suck with girls.

Lighten up, buddy!
We're just poking fun at you and you are the insecure one who takes it all as insults.