Eatin Pvssy

[Ducky]

So...eating pvssy isn't all it's cracked up to be. Tonight was my first time, but don't congratulate me. Maybe I did it wrong, but all I got out of it was a bad taste in my mouth and a mouth full of hairs. It totally differed from my preconceptions. Maybe it was the girl. She wasn't even my gf, maybe she doesn't clean up too well. But all in all, it sucked. When I was fingering her (another first) she seemed to enjoy it a lot more. Maybe it's because this all took place on a trampoline in my buddy's backyard and I couldn't get into the proper "position". I didn't go all the way because I didn't have a condom, but I'm sure it's a lot better than eatin pvssy. Whatever the case, I would like some input, maybe from someone who has eaten pvssy before, and knows the "proper way".

On another note, I'm attempting to do something millions of people fail at, and that's quitting smoking. So you can congratulate me for that if you want.

 

[08aisaac]

congrats on trying to quit. Maybe you should aim for girls that shave down there. You just have to ge lucky and get someone wh's clean or whatever.

 

[Fitch]

Your pvssy eating experience depends on the girl; everyone is different - pick a flavor.

Do not generalize by assuming it is disguisting, based on one girl.

 

[dannowillbookem]

mhm shaved is the only way to go. nasty hoes and their unshaved pvssies.

 

[Jerky Boi]

I don't play in the field unless the grass is cut..no exceptions. Your experiences will get better

 

[Mr. Debonaire]

agreed, some taste better then others, and shaved is the way to go

btw you might have been on her **** too much when you were eating, if you do that to early it can hurt her

finger her and lick like a dog, tongue all the way out. that'll get her hot, then go to the **** hood

 

[Ducky]

Lol thanks guys. I'll go for the shaved ones from now on. I guess you're all right when you say I can't say it sucks from just 1 experience.

 

[Sammo]

If there is grass on the pitch, dont lick it.

AE

 

[Cbaoth]

Originally posted by Sammo
If there is grass on the pitch, dont lick it.

AE

I think you mean, "if there is grass on the wicket, dont lick it" ?

 

[gravstar]

Originally posted by Cbaoth
I think you mean, "if there is grass on the wicket, dont lick it" ?

Legendary. I am not going to stop saying that.

 

[Not Quite There]

Originally posted by Cbaoth
I think you mean, "if there is grass on the wicket, dont lick it" ?

or as ALI G says about young girls.

If theres grass on the wicket.....lets play!

 

[Deep Dish]

Ducky
So...eating pvssy isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Trust me, it can be all it's cracked up to be. I love doing it.

Whatever the case, I would like some input, maybe from someone who has eaten pvssy before, and knows the "proper way".

I looked at porn for years and picked up on good licking techniques. (Good lesbian porn seems to be best.) With oral, you can get a girl to explode like a rocket after a few minutes. The hips will swivel and the girl will start wildly bucking like a horse. If you can properly pleasure a woman first, she will probably be more than happy to pleasure you.

 

[Aztec]

Don't get too discouraged. Consider it as a part of your training. View cunnilingus as your business card. If you want that hot chick coming for more Duck-y sauce, you gotta go down on her even after that sweaty rave party.

 

[familyguyfan]

Originally posted by Not Quite There
or as ALI G says about young girls.

If theres grass on the wicket.....lets play!

Haha, my other favorite by him is:

If there's hair on the muff, then she's old enough.

 

[SlyD4rK]

wow those are some great quotes....


and yeah like they said...if there is grass on the wicket, dont lick it!

 

[Create Reality]

Its really alot better, sex, if both of you clean up before, like a take a shower and stuff. But sometimes in the heat of the moment you just gotta dive in

 

[belividere]

damn this is one of the worst trolls ever.

 

[TheRelic]

I thought it was ' if theres grass on the wicket, its time to play cricket'?

Anyway, you're eating the wrong girls maybe?

 

[Plain & Simple]

well in the first place you shouldnt had eaten her out if it wasnt shave or it doesnt look clean, thats my number one rule, if it aint shaved, im definetly not going to eat her out, and ofcourse if its smelling i wont neither.

were pvssy eater at, he should know about this

 

[Snowyk]

It's definately a skill you should work at.

If you are good at it, word gets around.

But if going downtown requires a lawnmower, I would definately be giving her a not-so subtle nudge in the right direction.