Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now.
ElStud said:
Some dudes would call me weird and I don't know why,.
Christ. You? Weird? I think it's more down to your years of social awkwardness and general ineptness at simple day to day tasks that classify you as wierd, but it's nice of you to think it's just because you like feet.
running around with sandles or even girls taking their shoes completely off
*GASP* Just.like.porn innit? I'm often left with a boner the size of babe Ruth's bat after a hottie comes past WITH some sandals. Not wearing them, just accompanied by them.
For instance, if a girl has nasty feet or she just doesn't have it,
Yeah. . . Them damn amputees ruining my foot staring.
I probably won't find their feet attractive
I love the "probably" thrown in there.
Christ man, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.
Damn Mike, thanks for the laugh. Sorry to be an arse and ruin your thread, just one of those days.