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She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:Originally posted by Bible_Belt
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/101753746.html
:crackup:Originally posted by Derek Flint
She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:
"Reward" ??? Silly cvnt. I still dont see my reward, I do her laundry and let her suck my d!ck but whats in it for me?A shower after ten hours of laundry and before getting your reward
Errr ...wait shes offering to suck d!ck for payment but "tasteful" pictures only . Now thats some classic chick priorities right there.Tasteful pictures are a plus, but don't worry too much if you don't have one. Just convince me that I should let you do my laundry. A couple of spelling and grammar errors won't eliminate you, but you'd be a fool to think it didn't count (if you can't construct a sentence, why would I think you're competent enough to fold my underwear?). Pictures of your johnson (particularly if it shows sores and lesions) will become my new dartboard target and your e-mail will go into my Trash folder.
The really sad part is she's probably received 500 replies and 10 marriage proposals by now - all for coming up with a creative form of prostitution.Ahhh chicks with overblown sense of entitlements