Hello Friend,

If this is your first visit to SoSuave, I would advise you to START HERE.

It will be the most efficient use of your time.

And you will learn everything you need to know to become a huge success with women.

Thank you for visiting and have a great day!

Digging up your old wuss email

Jvesti123

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Lets see some of everyone's old wuss email to get a good laugh.

I dug up one from 2 years ago. This just hits the point right home here it is.


Sweetie,

Where did you go? I thought we were going to do something for Valentines day. I called your house and your dad's but no one was home on both. I really wanted to do something but I don't know where you are. It's 8:15 now and it seems as though we would only have about an hour to spend together. Well I hope you call because I don't know where you were or are now.

love

Jim
 

Elimidate

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Bwaaaahahahahhahaha. Nice one puppy dog.

Heres my response after her telling me LGBF:

Yes I do remember you told me you didn't want a "boyfriend" in your life, a half year ago while driving in your car.

And you know, I have truly respected that (!) and haven't tried to kiss you or even try to pull off any of the other countless moves or pickup lines you've always made a point of telling me other guys have put on you.

Time sometimes changes things but I guess you still have issues to deal with and I respect that.

I also think we are both at different stages of our lives even though we're almost the same age.

With that said, I have to move upwards. Please don't call me anymore until I let you know I have found that special girl in my life who I can hold in my arms becasue then I will think of you as just a "friend" and "friend" only.

PS- I'm not a machine. I can't turn off my feelings for you like a light switch.

Oh ya, by the way, the last thing that I entended with my last letter was for you compare me to that guy who wrote you and wanted to marry you !

No hard feelings


MAN HAVE I EVER LEARNED A LOT AND COME A LONG WAY!


Elimidate
 

Kwah

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Oh god, Ill post one when I get home from drill tonight, I have to friggin many to count :S

I had a rough 6 months of drinking and moping. Glad I got over it and now drink for the right reasons :D
 

digitalrat

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Man, saying "I'm looking for that special girl" brings back memories. I said that ONCE. I feel like a walking vagina now.
 

Kwah

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Hmm appears I destroyed all the evidence of me being a dumbass. I just kept her cold responses to keep myself honest :D
 

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Hmm appears I destroyed all the evidence of me being a dumbass. I just kept her cold responses to keep myself honest
LOL. Yes, me too. There are just some things I'd rather not be crowned for.
 

Escude

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you can erase the evidence but the imprints will still remain in yourhead. I've done it with my one-itis but every now and then painful comments that I've made rear their ugly head.
 

matius

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Yeah, don't forget - you know the rest...
 

Bill

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Well,
I used to write my ex emails twice a day, telling her sh!t like "god I miss you" and "I'm thinking of you a lot".
Thx lord I got that pvssyboy outta my head :cool:
Peace.
 

Kwah

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No kidding, we're all better men for getting that **** out of out heads.
 

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Hahaha... Don't even joke around about crap like this, DELETE those e-mails pronto! You shouldn't remind yourself how NOT to act, it will rub off on you, even if you do not mean for it to.
 

Bungo Pony

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Here's what I dug up:

Hey, Bungo here. Not much to type since I don't know you all that well, but sometimes it seems like it's easier to talk by typing on a keyboard than verbally. Hope you forgive me, since I am a little shy :)

Maybe now is a good time to give a little description of myself:

Name: "Bungo Pony"
Legal Name: "Hornswooped Bungo Pony"
Alias: Bungo Pony
Email: "bungopony@hornswoop.com"
Age: 23
Sex: Trying to remember what that's like :p
Fav. Bands: Blue Oyster Cult, Cinderella, Led Zeppelin
Fav. Books: Anything with lotsa pictures, few words
Fav. TV Shows: Uhhh, not sure.
Hobbies: Playing Guitar, Singing, Electronics, Computers
Hero: Buck Dharma - Guitar player from Blue Oyster Cult

Yeah, I know, I'm pretty boring. I think I've been domesticated from living with someone for 3 years, so I'm trying to remember how to have fun. I'm slowly getting there. Anyway, I'm starting to ramble, so I think I'll go click on the send button. TTYL

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Response:

Hiya Bungo!
Thanks for sending me the e-mail! It was good to hear from you so soon!
However, don't worry about being shy at all, I know how sometimes its very
hard to talk to people in person. Thanks for letting me in on a bit about
you...its always good when you have something to go on!
As for a little about me to get you going hmmmm...lets see I think I'll use
your system there for the beginning!

Name: Tamra
Legal Name: Tamra
Alias: "Shorty", ....but I honestly don't go by anything at all.
Email: Well that you have already or this letter just mysteriously appeared
on my computer! hehe
Age: 17
Sex: Well I think that you know already but I am still not too sure
*laughs* just kidding!
Favorite Bands: Oh God....tooo many to mention...nothing really favorite
just if I like the song then....wooohoo there you go!
Favorite Books: "Lisa", "Diary of Anne Frank" anything to do with the
Holocaust, those types, some romance but I hardly ever read so yeah nothing
really!
Favorite TV Shows: A Wedding Story, A Baby Story, Days of Our Lives, Maury,
umm I dunno I love movies I am a big movie buff!
Hobbies: Singing, Writing, Acting, Hanging with friends, having fun I dunno
Heros: I have no Idea really.....Can't think at this moment!

So, that's a little about me not too much but I suspect that should come
with time. I would just like you to know from the get go I don't want to
commit to anything right away...so just seeing each other and going on dates
is perfectly fine with me but as of now I am not quite ready yet....this is
not to say it might not change or is permanent but I want to take things
slow! I hope that is alright with you! Well I should be going have a great
day and I hope to be talking to you and seeing you soon! Take care!
Always,
Tamra


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My Response:

Hey Tamra!

Always makes me happy to come to work with new Email (that isn't junk mail)! As for the commitment thing - don't worry, I don't think I'll be ready (again) for quite a while. Takes a lot of time to decide something like that. Going slow sounds good to me. I had to run like hell from the last person who was interested in me! Makes life interesting, I guess, but it sure fills up answering machine tapes.

One of your hobbies is writing- what do you write? Poetry? Stories? I usually like to read other people's work, but I'll leave that up to you to decide. I used to be in a band, and I wrote most of the lyrics. I have a lot of failed creations though. Sometimes I'll pull out some of my old song lyrics and read them. I'll sit and laugh at them, or I'll wonder what the hell I was on.

A bit of happy news for me, I'm getting my raise next week. I've been at this job for 3 years now. I love it here, but sitting down all day makes my belly expand. Yikes!! Anyway, thanks for writing back, and I hope your enjoying your volunteer work. Take care!



Oh god. :rolleyes:
 

Aurelio Tiziano

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.....

OK,

This one is pretty bad:

"I don't care if you like me or tell me to screw myself: I will like you anyway!"


Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh :mad:



Cheers ;)
 

Duff

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Isn't it nice to know what you know now? i am still young, i'm so happy that i know what i no now and didn't click when i was older!!!!
 

Dust 2 Dust

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I just resurrected this thread. Anyone else feel free to post your AFC e-mails here so we can all have a good laugh.
 
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