ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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I was taken out tonight by one of my female friends to a bar that was having a country night for her birthday. Initially I was like "Ugh, country music. This is going to suck." This couldn't be farther than the truth.
Let me explain something to you: country night is probably the greatest single bar theme in all of mankind. It emphasizes the following:
-Short skirts
-Cleaveage revealing tops
-Cowboy boots (hey, I like 'em)
-Extreme intoxication
-A friendly, "southern" attitude
-Average meat-head guys who have little to no game
Also, for some reason, 90% of the girls were HOT. The average level of attractiveness was 7.5-8/10. This could have been a fluke, but at least tonight it was crawling with hotties. The dress code for guys is really relaxed too. I wore some dumb button down plaid shirt over top a t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers and I was probably overdressed.
The best thing about country night is that dancing probably takes the least skill of any genre of music. I seriously grabbed my belt, put one foot infront of the other to the beat of the music, and I was a f*cking country dancer. Then I'd grab the girls I was with and just kinda rock back and forth, spin them every now and then, and do the occasional dip. I was a country dancing hero after that.
One more thing, I highly reccomend country night if you look the least bit foriegn. I'm half middle eastern, half south american, and nearly every girl was giving me smiles, seductive stares, and the occasional "come hither" look. I guess compared to all the country guys, foriegners are rare.
I'm incredibly indie/rock, but damn I enjoyed country night. Check it out sometime!
Let me explain something to you: country night is probably the greatest single bar theme in all of mankind. It emphasizes the following:
-Short skirts
-Cleaveage revealing tops
-Cowboy boots (hey, I like 'em)
-Extreme intoxication
-A friendly, "southern" attitude
-Average meat-head guys who have little to no game
Also, for some reason, 90% of the girls were HOT. The average level of attractiveness was 7.5-8/10. This could have been a fluke, but at least tonight it was crawling with hotties. The dress code for guys is really relaxed too. I wore some dumb button down plaid shirt over top a t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers and I was probably overdressed.
The best thing about country night is that dancing probably takes the least skill of any genre of music. I seriously grabbed my belt, put one foot infront of the other to the beat of the music, and I was a f*cking country dancer. Then I'd grab the girls I was with and just kinda rock back and forth, spin them every now and then, and do the occasional dip. I was a country dancing hero after that.
One more thing, I highly reccomend country night if you look the least bit foriegn. I'm half middle eastern, half south american, and nearly every girl was giving me smiles, seductive stares, and the occasional "come hither" look. I guess compared to all the country guys, foriegners are rare.
I'm incredibly indie/rock, but damn I enjoyed country night. Check it out sometime!