Cool ways to answer the phone

[Mitza]

I want to open this topic to find out COOL ways to answer your phone.

Let me start with one : "PRONOTO"

Be creative.

 

[ChrizZ]

"WazZZZzZzZZzUUuuuuUUUUuuUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[sbgm]

Yiek-she-maesh! (My name a Borat)

 

[Mandiblard]

Lmao

 

[MrS]

"Pizza Hut, tell me your order".

 

[sbgm]

when you end the phonecall:

jiào nǐ shēng háizi méi pìgu yǎn (S: 叫你生孩子没屁股眼, T: 叫你生孩子沒屁股眼) = literally, "May your child be born with an imperforate anus"; sometimes méi pìgu yǎn (S: 没屁股眼, T: 沒屁股眼) is used as an epithet similar to "damned"

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

"Talk to me"

 

[flyinshark]

Yo!

Shark speaking! (of course, replace Shark by your own name)

Speak!

Hey Baby! (make sure its a girl though, hehe)

 

[Oxide]

You guys are fvcking douchebags.


edit: "Sup"

 

[Unregistered]

I always liked the part in Zoolander where Will Ferrell answers the phone with an incredibly snobbish "Tell me something good".

 

[qweretyuiopas]

Pick it up?

ahahahahaha

I like will smiths in the fresh prince
"you on the mic whats yo beef"

 

[PRMoon]

"City morgue. You kill 'em we chill 'em"

Kidding obviously.
I usually say "PRMoon here" or "PRMoon Speaking"

 

[Charm&Style]

Hello


:nervous:

 

[thefonz]

"Pickup or delivery?"

You guys are fvcking douchebags.

Take your cranky pants off

 

[ValleyDJing]

"City morgue. You kill 'em we chill 'em"

Kidding obviously.
I usually say "PRMoon here" or "PRMoon Speaking"

nah man...its "City mogue...you stab em, we slab em."

 

[ValleyDJing]

Take your cranky pants off

Haha! cranky pants.

Soundboards can be fun if you're expecting the call. Careful though, I almost got the cops called on me by my brother thinking something bad had happened to me after I answered his call with a Al Pacino or something like that voice. haha!

 

[michaelhctam]

Haha! cranky pants.

Soundboards can be fun if you're expecting the call. Careful though, I almost got the cops called on me by my brother thinking something bad had happened to me after I answered his call with a Al Pacino or something like that voice. haha!

haha! Yeahhh!! Those sound boards can be such great fun!

I scared the sh!t out of my friend with the Hannibal Lecter soundboard....he was like "MIKE....IS THIS YOU :nervous: ".........."HELLO CLARICE".......:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:

 

[guayaballer]

home of the whopper whats ya beef

 

[Kerpal]

"Talk dirty to me."

:crackup:

 

[ValleyDJing]

"Talk dirty to me."

:crackup:

haha! nice.