note my age: 17
To give a little background, this girl has been in my life a little bit for a long time. Since I was little. She is my mom's best friends, friends daughter. If that makes sense. So if my moms friend was my aunt, she would be a cousin.. I suppose.
We're not related in any way shape or form. She's like a distant family friend that I barley ever see. The only time I would see her is when she would be at my moms friends house for the 4th of july or something. Also, she is in my improv class so I see her for a couple hours on sundays.
We flirt a lot in class and I decided I wanted to escalate because im tired of just casual flirting with girls and not getting anywhere.
One day a while back I texted her (she lives about 45 minutes away btw) saying that I got a nickname for her. I didnt tell her what it was because I said I didnt feel like it.
A week or two later she's still texing me asking. Tonight she texts me...
HB: "WHAT IS MY FREAKIN NICKNAME?"
ME: with that attidue youll never find out. besides why should I tell you?
HB:Because you want to. And I'm sorry.
ME: haha i dont want to actually
HB:Why not please!
ME: this is fun! thats why. besides, im angry with you
HB:Why? Cause youre jealous
ME: Hahaha! what would I be jealous about? humor me little miss.
HB: Cause I'm beautiful
ME: youre kinda cute I guess... thats not it though
HB: You guess? Ha ha why then?
ME: hmm.. i dont know if i feel like talking to you. maybe we can chat next time we hang out.
HB: Fine poop head when is that we dont have acting class this week
ME: oh sad. I guess we dont have any other choice but to set up a date huh? The last thing I want to do. Lucky night for you though.
HB: Ha ha wow youre a funny one
ME: Fine. Didnt say I would. Thought you wanted to
HB: yah but when
ME: Oh so you changed your mind? hah... I think we should just be friends on second thought.
HB: Fine thats all we are anyways
ME: As far as I'M concerned. You little seductionist! jeez0
HB: What are you talking about
ME: Dont play dumb. I know your game. I refuse to partake.
HB: Oh you only think you know, I just like playing mind games
ME: and I know every rule. no beating me muhauah!
HB: ha ha well there is pretty much no beating me
ME: So if theres no beating either of us, how will a relationship ever work out? You need to stop pursuing me perhaps.
HB: who said anything about a relationship?
ME: haha youre ridiculous
HB: why?
ME: I'm beating you at your own game and you dont even realize. tisk tisk...
HB: ha ha how are you beating me
ME: I'm not going to elaborate silly.
HB: oh why?
ME: Better things to do! Lol
HB: what are you doing
ME: Youre a nosey girl arent you! Sheesh
HB: yah so jus tell me
ME: Woah and very demanding! Hmmm im not sure about you kid. I like nice girls. not fiesty girls so much.
HB: oh well it pretty much wont work out because im pretty much a *****
ME: haha dont be so hard on yourself. Youre not a *****. Just a little less nice than most girls.
HB: Ha ha thats a nice way to put it!
ME: so why arent you going to date me? not used to guys blatently hitting on you? hahahaha
HB: Oh no I get it all the time. I suppose I could give you a try but jus to let you know im not looking for anythign serious
ME: Hahahah good one! Im good. I dont want a LTR
HB: Yeah I just got out of one and I want to party my senior year
ME: AKA slut around? bahaha. my gf wouldnt appreciate me cheatin on her I dont think. ;D (ITS NOT LYING. ITS FLIRTING.)
HB: You have one? what? ha ha you dork. and im not a slut, butt munch
ME: I was having fun with you. Drrr
HB: wait so do you have one or not
ME: Maybe I do, maybe I dont. Its not relavent.
HB: wait yes it is
ME: Theres no relevants that im aware of.
HB: oh well I think it is
ME: Hm. Thats not enough..
HB: blah blah (lost the message)
ME: Relentless arent you?
HB: ha ha you only thnk I was jus wondering
ME: I only think youre relentless? Its only a trick isnt it?
HB: ha ha yah!
ME: Youre funny. So transparent. But hey, dont worry about it.
HB: uh your mean
ME: Hah. I'm flattered it bugs you to not be sure whether or not im single.
HB: ha ha you think your so clever
ME: I dont think im clever. I know it. Well hey listen i'll tell you what. you have this weekend to hang with me. I wont have any gold digging out of you though. ;D
HB: what is that supposed to mean? the gold digging
ME: I know your type, HB. you have guys take you out, you let them buy you stuff then you send them on there way
HB: ok well you some what right but if you want i can pay for me ha ha
ME: I KNEW IT! im amazing. ok. youre paying untill I know I can trust you.
HB: oh ha ha ok but im going to bed ha ha so good night talk to you later
ME: Good. This sunday kid. I'm off. Gnight
So that was my first attempt at getting a date. I didnt plan on getting a date over text messaging.. it just happened that way after her texting me in the first place.
I'm so stoked that I called her on her gold digging that its ridiculous.
Back in the day I would of got owned. She's got to be impressed with the lack of AFC
INPUT. GO.
-Jesse
To give a little background, this girl has been in my life a little bit for a long time. Since I was little. She is my mom's best friends, friends daughter. If that makes sense. So if my moms friend was my aunt, she would be a cousin.. I suppose.
We're not related in any way shape or form. She's like a distant family friend that I barley ever see. The only time I would see her is when she would be at my moms friends house for the 4th of july or something. Also, she is in my improv class so I see her for a couple hours on sundays.
We flirt a lot in class and I decided I wanted to escalate because im tired of just casual flirting with girls and not getting anywhere.
One day a while back I texted her (she lives about 45 minutes away btw) saying that I got a nickname for her. I didnt tell her what it was because I said I didnt feel like it.
A week or two later she's still texing me asking. Tonight she texts me...
HB: "WHAT IS MY FREAKIN NICKNAME?"
ME: with that attidue youll never find out. besides why should I tell you?
HB:Because you want to. And I'm sorry.
ME: haha i dont want to actually
HB:Why not please!
ME: this is fun! thats why. besides, im angry with you
HB:Why? Cause youre jealous
ME: Hahaha! what would I be jealous about? humor me little miss.
HB: Cause I'm beautiful
ME: youre kinda cute I guess... thats not it though
HB: You guess? Ha ha why then?
ME: hmm.. i dont know if i feel like talking to you. maybe we can chat next time we hang out.
HB: Fine poop head when is that we dont have acting class this week
ME: oh sad. I guess we dont have any other choice but to set up a date huh? The last thing I want to do. Lucky night for you though.
HB: Ha ha wow youre a funny one
ME: Fine. Didnt say I would. Thought you wanted to
HB: yah but when
ME: Oh so you changed your mind? hah... I think we should just be friends on second thought.
HB: Fine thats all we are anyways
ME: As far as I'M concerned. You little seductionist! jeez0
HB: What are you talking about
ME: Dont play dumb. I know your game. I refuse to partake.
HB: Oh you only think you know, I just like playing mind games
ME: and I know every rule. no beating me muhauah!
HB: ha ha well there is pretty much no beating me
ME: So if theres no beating either of us, how will a relationship ever work out? You need to stop pursuing me perhaps.
HB: who said anything about a relationship?
ME: haha youre ridiculous
HB: why?
ME: I'm beating you at your own game and you dont even realize. tisk tisk...
HB: ha ha how are you beating me
ME: I'm not going to elaborate silly.
HB: oh why?
ME: Better things to do! Lol
HB: what are you doing
ME: Youre a nosey girl arent you! Sheesh
HB: yah so jus tell me
ME: Woah and very demanding! Hmmm im not sure about you kid. I like nice girls. not fiesty girls so much.
HB: oh well it pretty much wont work out because im pretty much a *****
ME: haha dont be so hard on yourself. Youre not a *****. Just a little less nice than most girls.
HB: Ha ha thats a nice way to put it!
ME:
so why arent you going to date me? not used to guys blatently hitting on you? hahahahaHB: Oh no I get it all the time. I suppose I could give you a try but jus to let you know im not looking for anythign serious
ME: Hahahah good one! Im good. I dont want a LTR
HB: Yeah I just got out of one and I want to party my senior year
ME: AKA slut around? bahaha. my gf wouldnt appreciate me cheatin on her I dont think. ;D (ITS NOT LYING. ITS FLIRTING.
)HB: You have one? what? ha ha you dork. and im not a slut, butt munch
ME: I was having fun with you. Drrr
HB: wait so do you have one or not
ME: Maybe I do, maybe I dont. Its not relavent.
HB: wait yes it is
ME: Theres no relevants that im aware of.
HB: oh well I think it is
ME: Hm. Thats not enough..
HB: blah blah (lost the message)
ME: Relentless arent you?
HB: ha ha you only thnk I was jus wondering
ME: I only think youre relentless? Its only a trick isnt it?
HB: ha ha yah!
ME: Youre funny. So transparent. But hey, dont worry about it.
HB: uh your mean
ME: Hah. I'm flattered it bugs you to not be sure whether or not im single.
HB: ha ha you think your so clever
ME: I dont think im clever. I know it. Well hey listen i'll tell you what. you have this weekend to hang with me. I wont have any gold digging out of you though. ;D
HB: what is that supposed to mean? the gold digging
ME: I know your type, HB. you have guys take you out, you let them buy you stuff then you send them on there way
HB: ok well you some what right but if you want i can pay for me ha ha
ME: I KNEW IT! im amazing. ok. youre paying untill I know I can trust you.
HB: oh ha ha ok but im going to bed ha ha so good night talk to you later
ME: Good. This sunday kid. I'm off. Gnight
So that was my first attempt at getting a date. I didnt plan on getting a date over text messaging.. it just happened that way after her texting me in the first place.
I'm so stoked that I called her on her gold digging that its ridiculous.
Back in the day I would of got owned. She's got to be impressed with the lack of AFC
INPUT. GO.
-Jesse
